Still Me

I don’t find them overtly amusing for pinned posts

Depends on how hard you make me laugh

so far so good. this Christmas is #2 for me and my other. We make quite a good amount together now so this year we can guarantee the boy has a solid Christmas. I think we have spent a total of $800 on his this year vs last year we could only scrounge up $200

At least for mobile….

so we open an optometrists office. So hear me out….during the pretests, where they show a picture and blow that horrid puff of air in your eye (which I never see their face during this, how do I know they don’t just have a straw and they blowing their own stank breath in there?)….they see the picture of a red balloon. And just as the air blows…BAM pennywise….

nooo my cake

because I can’t sleep… anxiety🎶 why you do me so dirrrtaaay🎶🎶

have an employee who’s pregnant. First baby, and she’s in her late 30s so it’s a high risk baby. I went to carters and bought her $300 worth of baby clothes for $160. I bought her very few newborn stuff cause she has a ton of that but I got her 6 month stuff so she had lots of clothes for later

I was gonna suggest wrapping up some of the already existing toys

Ew

Ew

turns out my other half is like super into these tiny houses, so I went out and bought him some lol

strangled

YESSSSS

y’all are boring…y’all need more wicker t-Rex in yo life

🤣 we doin TG today. So I’m in the process of making: turkey, ham, sausage stuffing, cornbread dressing, deviled eggs, homemade Mac, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, peas n carrots, and rolls. Pies I made yesterday, apple, pumpkin, bourbon chocolate pecan. buffet table is set up in my living room…don’t judge…but come next TG we gonna have a house and then this won’t be an issue

Boiled hot dogs cut up in a cup of ez-mac

I want dis

boiled hotdogs

Yeah I don’t mind either way. Just prolongs the stress of visitors

mine aren’t until saturday

he’s an 🎶🎶idiot sandwich an idiot sandwich and this mother fucking chicken is raaaaw

Tldr tile this mother fucker I say

The joys of the FDIC, money is protected. In a sense it’s victimless it’s more victim of my time having to switch all my card shit over.

Sure can, not that I have to. But they are mounted real good