Still Me

what the fuck dude....pay your god damned taxes....i would about kill myself if i owed the IRS

women are expected to do it, why the fuck would it matter if a man ate it?

wait youre gonna owe?

cottage cheese thighs?

super bummed....i wanted more....i made $7000 more than last year.....and im getting back less...what the fuck is that shit?

do just about anything for us...this morning we were slammed busy and Chick-fil-A across the lot saw and sent someone over with a platter of the mini sandwiches...then last week we got free jimmy John's...someone ordered a sandwich and they showed up with sandwiches for us all....sonic and whataburger will deliver to us on busy days to...just because we ask

I vote sleep

no....I kinda like having boobs and not moobs

im a pharmacy technician at a large retail pharmacy

im buying a new tattoo

i have been checking every damn day...let me file my damn taxes!!!

pie...fuck cake

no I've used horse meat before

because now we all know what a wuss puss you are...all you want is a belly rub, a beer, and buddy roe's big D

waffles...if they are actually crunchy...cause if they aren't crunchy then it's just a textured pancake

more like I see a little bitch who can't spell "Majin"

im the winner

what no hesh?

to even still have a place to congregate is a blessing...so deal

uverse....45/5 and it doesn't work...then when we complained to them about not getting that speed they told us that to get that speed we hand to stay plugged into the modem and they don't guarantee that speed for wifi nor do they guarantee wifi at all

it vibrates real hard in my ass.... > :D

that was cute