Still Me

I like bees.....that being said I’m considering wrapping his gift in chemotherapeutic biohazard bags

I wonder if his state does warrant round up...that you cannot escape...shit Texas advertises it....billboards and shit...”do you have a warrant? Warrant round up begins September 1st”

Soooooo you look like it too?

I like lots of shiiiit...so I’m gonna assume you don’t want my wish list then? Go for it bebeh...surprise me with your knowledge...but I am not that lucky...gimme yer wish list...or you’ll just end up with dildos and anal beads

Queerly beloved....we are gathered here to gay.....

Yeah...both of my parents had that...they called it snaggle tooth....

Pizza rolls

Good luck

I had some scary plaque build up...so it needed to be done...on top of which...I paid for the shit I better use it

Creed

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Step 1: steal underwear Step 2: ... Step 3: profit

Strippers and poles, bitches and hoes, what’s wrong with that? -T pain

I’ve been dying to try uni...but if it’s as salty as tobiko I can’t do it...

My fave is eel...after that it’s the volcano roll with crawfish

Nope not I...that’s a hoe problem

More like...

No they are all Japanese...

Wait wait wait.....United States main land and Alaska....they need to hate fuck

That’s too much poo...how do you not have a hemorrhoid?

makes everything better....

Teeth shouldn’t hurt after going....just saiyan

He was a spy....he must be water boarded

I’m a fast pooper....2-3 min tops

Ok so....I had dental trauma when I was in 4th grade so I’ve always been horrified by the dentist....so it’s been 8+ years since I’ve actually been to one.... but my fucking teeth didn’t hurt when I went in....now they fuckin do.....(having sushi for lunch cause I figured it’d be soft...) but it now I have this huge ass plan to fix my teeth...surprisingly enough my teeth are resistant to cavities so I have 2 ridiculously small ones that he is gonna fix....eventually...he doesn’t really want to...but anyways...I have to have a second teeth cleaning other than this one....and 2 scaling treatments....and another bridge made.... plus side...met the deductible and...flex card bitches.... not gonna lie tho...the minute that chair leans back I start to cry...not the boo hoo kind...just the constant leakiness....