Still Me

Ftfy

Yeah...he is...

‘‘Tis the season for unemployment

What? No “most likely to punch an old lady in a motorized cart”? I rock that category....that being said I have a picture of LB fuckin around in a parking lot on a motorized cart...can I punch him?

Everything’s fine as long as they weren’t lulu lemons....then she must be sacrificed

Holy shit...WB

Kinky

This house I’ve been eyeballing....it’s honeslty not that expenive...3 bed 2 bath...2,145 sq ft....$135,000....

Why?

I’m one of those girls that think that you can’t put a price on a good suit...I wish LB would get one...fuck I’d pay

It would be chocolate...but have a harder shell so you would get that nice snap...and the filling would be sweet but spicy

Hell yeah....the sales I hit today were Coach 50% off everything...and Michael kors 60% with an additional 20% off on hand bags....got a $400+ bag for $110

FTFY

When designer labels go 80% off....goodbye paycheck....

Nope

Fuckin nope....that’s a Texas thing...they vacation in Michigan...NY’ers hit Florida

Yeah I’m a yank...

OMG OMG OMG OMG NO....look I grew up in NY with all that bullshitty lake effect snow shit....and we still be driving 55 on 365 with 6ft of snow on the ground during a blizzard......but these fuckin Texans....these southern mother fuckers....it rains too hard and they drive 20 in a 60...the mere hint of “snow” or what they think is fuckin snow...sets them into a mother fucking panic like their about to be snowed into their house for weeks....will clean out a grocery store like it’s a mother fuckin natural disaster....

are we being dark today? If I sit and think about it...I think the only regret I have is the spending too much one....and the explosive temper....and that last slice of pizza....

Cause I’m not ...

Seymour butts...

I say emotionally scar him....the gift that keeps on giving....

Are you saying you’re not?