Still Me

My fave is eel...after that it’s the volcano roll with crawfish

Nope not I...that’s a hoe problem

More like...

No they are all Japanese...

Wait wait wait.....United States main land and Alaska....they need to hate fuck

That’s too much poo...how do you not have a hemorrhoid?

makes everything better....

Teeth shouldn’t hurt after going....just saiyan

He was a spy....he must be water boarded

I’m a fast pooper....2-3 min tops

Ok so....I had dental trauma when I was in 4th grade so I’ve always been horrified by the dentist....so it’s been 8+ years since I’ve actually been to one.... but my fucking teeth didn’t hurt when I went in....now they fuckin do.....(having sushi for lunch cause I figured it’d be soft...) but it now I have this huge ass plan to fix my teeth...surprisingly enough my teeth are resistant to cavities so I have 2 ridiculously small ones that he is gonna fix....eventually...he doesn’t really want to...but anyways...I have to have a second teeth cleaning other than this one....and 2 scaling treatments....and another bridge made.... plus side...met the deductible and...flex card bitches.... not gonna lie tho...the minute that chair leans back I start to cry...not the boo hoo kind...just the constant leakiness....

Take this floppy wiener ....ride it into the sunset

I like the versatility..picnic, home, sporting event....can have a wiener anywhere anytime...

DRINK BLEACH AND DIE IN A GUTTER!!!!!! ??????????????? ❤️?

What a pocket asshole flesh light?...I mean it can’t be that more expensive than a dildo...then again I have seen dil’s go for $50+....eh...coupons dude...Adam and eve do the 50% off thing for first purchase

Eh....lol

But who the fuck cares? It’s a car...if you wanted an ATV just buy one...it’s cheaper than the car +mods

It’s a no...still ugly as fuck...and don’t swing that as “oh so are you” cause I already know...so have a preemptive fuck you...lol