Still Me

Mounds are better than almond joys. And mallow cups are better than Reese’s

lol no asspat, it’s my sausage stuffing

I wish I had them on deck

But I didn’t stink at 16. Well maybe a different stink. That gummy bear body spray was popular

🤢

For sure hit that hallway so fast.

Adam did that

Why does this give off Jeff vibes?

I’m making a pot roast in the crock pot. My kitchen smells heavenly

he’s 16 and just got up and like 10 minutes after he opened the door the whole hallway stinks like boy… what DO?!

I work from home. I’m always social distancing

See I love to cook, and I love when people enjoy my food. When I started dating my SO I found out that his granny was also from NY. And it turns out one of the things I make is something she always made. The first time his mom was over for dinner and she tried it she started to cry. So I have great pride in this holiday

Christmas is overrated when you’re an adult. I’ve really come not to like it.

Yes

Yes in the summer

My titty weighs 89lbs

this chubs for you

lol I’m so confused now…is midnight squishing you at night?

Yep big ol dookie

cause it’s time to make biscuits - 20lb cat on chest

lol you know that doesn’t work if you get pulled over

That’s fuckin dumb. I’m sorry dude

I do enjoy wine but rarely. I’m a reisling or a sparkling rose

I find cleaning soothing. I have bouts of anxiety and I feel like every inch of myself wants to go different directions. So I get up and clean all night.