Still Me

Steakhouse!! It’s date night

Wednesdays tend to

Ugh most of their seasons have been ugly…it’s not something I advertise anymore lol aw that’s nice, I’m relegated to holidays and boredom now lol

I’m not feeling it. I wanna couch nap all day.

lol I am a jets fan yeah, aw that’s too bad tho. She could sell it

Fair enough, that sucks I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully her home owners didn’t go up, I’ve been hearing some really nasty stories about that lately. Good to hear she’s doing ok. Wasn’t she going to school for radiology? (I might be remembering wrong, it’s been a long time)

I haven’t seen anything more than her face. How’s she doin?

I’ve never tried a fig jam. I’ve heard of it in charcoochie boards but also never seen one of those in real life

You wanna touch my foreskin don’t you squidward

We have the technology

arguably this is for work but hands down I love this thing. I hadn’t realized how shit some keyboards are

100%

if you take the humble ear bud flip the cup inside out then gently press the cup back down BEHOLD!!! Foreskin…

Oh shit that sucks

Tonight? Left overs

Lies

Knitted? I don’t knit

Little babie boi

And what’s the most expensive item on it? I keep shit in there man…$285.70 most expensive is an okami statue at $78

Amazon. They are discontinued I think. Same with the doors sadly

He likes to scream at me when I’m working IMG_5056.mov

For you most assuredly

I read somewhere that the guy who plays art almost didn’t get the part because of his agent. His agent told him not to audition because it wouldn’t be beneficial and if he got the role it would ruin his career. He auditioned anyway and then when the producer reached out to the agent the agent never told the actor cause he didn’t want him doing the part. The actor only found out because the production staff called him to schedule a costume fitting. Needless to say he fired his agent.

Bacon wrapped pork tenderloin stuffed with shrimp, andouille sausage and pepper jack cheese with mashed potatoes and broccoli

I made monte cristos for lunch for the boys today, and I got to thinking that jam should be on more sammiches. i love cranberry sauce turkey sammiches with left over thanksgiving food. But they don’t much make a cranberry jam I don’t think. I bet lingonberry jam would be good in leu of cranberry sauce. maybe strawberry on bologna….?