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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    This could easily turn into a “I fuck bush” poem
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    on toast
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    You have family? I thought you formed from the inside of a 60 year old virgins cum filled tube sock...
  4. Still Me
    Yes you are...
  5. Still Me
    All of it...and bathe in it
  6. Still Me
    But it’s about to begin in your vagina....
  7. Still Me
    I don’t have a drinking problem nor a drug problem...so it’s not “hard” to be sober...it’s just living my life....do I occasionally have a beer with dinner? Or a glass of wine? Yes...but it’s usually one or twice a year...
  8. Still Me
    Not yet.... but you will be
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    They always look like there in the middle of asking a very difficult question... ”um, yes, hi...so Stacy....would you...perhaps....like to go to the prom with me?”
  11. Still Me
    I’m in bed right now....it’s almost time to head to sleepy time junction
  12. Still Me
    Tomorrow’s gonna suck because we have this floater pharmacist coming in and he’s old as fuck...slow as hell...doesn’t know shit....and he hands out h stereotypical old man candy.....werthers
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  14. Still Me
    Sour lemon bush
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    I’d slap this employee.... i mean I’m in the break room...it’s a group space....and this girl is talking on the phone which is fine....but she has it on SPEAKER....Jesus fuck...
  16. Still Me
    HAAAAAA that’s funny
  17. Still Me
    I can give you my phone wallpapers....
  18. Still Me
    show me.... this is mine:
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    Not really...it’s keeping an open mind and accepting the change of the world...I’ve eaten plenty of bugs willingly and they’ve always been a pleasant treat
  21. Still Me
    Dude I’m super eager to eat these African ant larve...apparently they taste like avocado and almonds
  22. Still Me
    By sheer numbers and statistics...you already have
  23. Still Me
    Yeah...I mean the way people think about bugs now is how people thought about sushi 30 years ago
  24. Still Me
    HA....sad
  25. Still Me
    as a renewable food resource....I had crickets before that tasted like taco meat...
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