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Still Me

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  1. Does this change how you feel about her then?
  2. I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill
  3. you disgust me
  4. And check out the size of this oyster...it’s fucking HUGE
  5. that looks like barf but tastes like heaven
  6. Still Me

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    Having sex...good old fashioned fuckin...for fun...so...being a slut...but implying that sex is power
  7. It’s better than working all day, getting all gross and sweaty...and going to the local gas station to get me a big ass cervezas and paying for it with sweaty wet dollar bills
  8. Still Me

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    Yeah...it’s from that....light saber game....it’s like vr n shit
  9. By sitting around in my pjs not doin a god damn thing
  10. Still Me

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    Here...enjoy....
  11. You never forget the one who popped your cherry
  12. Still Me

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    Let’s get....screwed....
  13. Still Me

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    emergency
  14. Soooo...not much different than anyone else?
  15. Yeah I’m blue racist...fuck you you azure colored mother fucker....
  16. I would walk around with my own rendition of Flash Gordon... ZAP.....aaahhh
  17. I don’t think that’s true....
  18. The only answer to chicken wings is bone in....if they’re boneless then it’s just an expensive chicken nugget
  19. Wait I thought there was a stranger things bar that go a cease and desist...I didn’t know the show did
  20. Sperm donator
  21. You know....I know someone with the last name brannigan....and I have to contain myself everytime I see him
  22. I know...but I have a flare for the dramatic
  23. All for the greater good I suppose *seppuku*
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