Still Me

I find shows with copious amounts of fan service hilarious...like....high school of the dead n shit

Multiple? I think...we were in this tiny room...then we opened the lock to this cupboard and the back of it was removed...and you could lion the witch and the wardrobe your ass into another room....

Well we kinda lucked out...most escape rooms are geared toward kids...not this one...it was good....sadly it took us an hour and eighteen minutes

JESUS FUCK....WHY?!.... thats like walking around with two toddlers in your bra.... and that poor girl....pancaked between the gates of o hell no....

Piss off fucktard

HEY HEY HEY....I may have raped those women...

I’m surprisingly not allergic to poison ivy or sumac....but grass? FUCKIN GRASS?!?....shit makes me crazy itchy.... as for intentionally setting off someone’s bodily alert system...no....but I go to work sick...(because no absence is excused) so I guess...kinda?

Bahahahahaha.... wait ....wait..... BAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Meh....

Gelatin made of Bill Cosby’s cum....and scream who wants some pudding when you do it...

Ew boo...hayride? I love those....I mean not the scary ones...I just like the fall weather, hot cider, and the smell of hay

Oooh that’s a mighty fuckin good idea...be the hero....easy lay my friend

And see here...we’re gonna make a little tree...it doesn’t have to be perfect....it’s your world...anything can happen....just be yourself #missubob

See that’s what I was fuckin thinking... it won by popular vote....but basically they give you these clues n shit....and you get an hour.... now what would make it awesome would be...if at the end of the hour if you don’t make it out....the beat the ever living shit out of you with a dead rotting fish....

Yeah...but getting drunk and painting? thats genius

i is waiting for these “friends” that totally exist.... i just wanna be loved 😕

Soooooooo....you pretend to be an escaping kidnap victim?.... i dunno but I made this reservation with a group of friends....I’m still meh on it....I still think we should have gone to the painting class that supply’s you with copious amounts of wine....

But I just put my torch and pitchfork away..... ... FINE....*grabs riot gear*

Whaaaat the fuck is this....that just makes me want to fuck a Russian....out of spite... that being said racism against whites and other whites is hilarious to me...

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My point maid

I mean cuz u puss and need be man

I dun kur

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