Still Me

You don’t drive fuck wad...and senors are OUTSIDE the cabin of the vehicle

I just had Korean bbq...so...nap time

Maybe one day....if you drink your milk and eat your veggies....you’ll grow into a great big strong troll

You try to be a troll...that’s what matters

she wanted a mash of her favorite character and favorite movie....

I’m mean COME ON....biggest bad ass ever?

It was worth it honestly

HAAAA fuck you dane

Aw I love me some oogie boogie.... but we are missing serious Disney properties right now... starwars? marvel?... come on people....but my all time fave is scar

Went out drinking with friends the other night...came home and passed out...woke up to kitty snuggles....this photo is probably unflattering but I honestly don’t give a fuck

I find shows with copious amounts of fan service hilarious...like....high school of the dead n shit

Multiple? I think...we were in this tiny room...then we opened the lock to this cupboard and the back of it was removed...and you could lion the witch and the wardrobe your ass into another room....

Well we kinda lucked out...most escape rooms are geared toward kids...not this one...it was good....sadly it took us an hour and eighteen minutes

JESUS FUCK....WHY?!.... thats like walking around with two toddlers in your bra.... and that poor girl....pancaked between the gates of o hell no....

Piss off fucktard

HEY HEY HEY....I may have raped those women...

I’m surprisingly not allergic to poison ivy or sumac....but grass? FUCKIN GRASS?!?....shit makes me crazy itchy.... as for intentionally setting off someone’s bodily alert system...no....but I go to work sick...(because no absence is excused) so I guess...kinda?

Bahahahahaha.... wait ....wait..... BAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Meh....

Gelatin made of Bill Cosby’s cum....and scream who wants some pudding when you do it...

Ew boo...hayride? I love those....I mean not the scary ones...I just like the fall weather, hot cider, and the smell of hay

Oooh that’s a mighty fuckin good idea...be the hero....easy lay my friend

And see here...we’re gonna make a little tree...it doesn’t have to be perfect....it’s your world...anything can happen....just be yourself #missubob

See that’s what I was fuckin thinking... it won by popular vote....but basically they give you these clues n shit....and you get an hour.... now what would make it awesome would be...if at the end of the hour if you don’t make it out....the beat the ever living shit out of you with a dead rotting fish....

Yeah...but getting drunk and painting? thats genius