Still Me

My cat doesn’t scratch my shit anymore...hence the fancy new couch

i do I doooo pen writes so nice...

I’m gettin real sick of her shit

Was it a good poop? Or was it a struggle only to rear up and recognize the rabbit pellets of your labor

It’s like gross magic

The destroyer of worlds

I FUCKED UP!! IT STARTED AT 8 OMG MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS I DONT DESERVE TO LIVE

you forgot didn’t you? I DIDNT...

you’re the one fucking sitting on ME

and some fries

yer face.... Boom...

Yeah but there is that mole.....

Yup...a real rib tickler there fugly...😐

Regardless....shit be creepy....

I wanna be a blue lady walking a blue dog... anyone? anyone? yall don’t know fuckin movies

Hmm...I kinda see dick Cheney....

BWAAAAH great minds amirite?

Hmmm never.... i think?.... i mean my fam used to go to this place called otter lake and live in a cabin...and we would walk through the woods, ride horses....canoe... then let’s see....we hiked up white face mountain and bald mountain in the Adirondacks.... parks were for school....

Them eyebrows....trump?

Yeah...the difference between you and him? hes funny...

You don’t even KNOW.....there is one about to open up down the street from where I work.... im gonna gain that 65lbs back....lord help me

Ok I’m feeling generious today...I’ll let this opening fly....but @cyberbully might not

Omg ever been to a halal guys? i want their combo platter...the rice is BANGIN...

She doesn’t know how to meow.....