Still Me

Or incur another imaginary girlfriend thread

Certainly not in one of your threads *sarcastic laughter*

Oh this was a serious thread? Cause I was not prepared....

Oh fuck that...no.... i mean when I see someone struggling with something and I can help I’ll say “oh honey, I’ll get that for you”.... but that’s the only time I’ll use hun in any context.... now the fuckers that say “god bless”...can eat a dick

I’ll try harder next time

My hormones went off today too...they said “and now....UTERUS...EXPLODE” .....

I give awesome gifts too.... if we do another board secret Santa...join it

to defeat, the huns...

I like when you eat your words

I’ve dissected a frog once.... i also dissected an earthworm, pig, and a cows eye ahhhh the memories of high school...

This is the only true heaven

Yeah but that means I have to wait till October to buy a new handbag...

This is true

shed some light into your life, get a fleshlight

It’s your divining rod of pleasure

But isn’t this what we all pursue?

I work in a pharmacy....so my pharmacy benefits are bitchin...I don’t pay more than $5 for any script

Ha...hahahahaha

Yeah I’ve started it...but in my past experience....it’s bullshit

Oh trust me...I’ve already started and appeal...and for the record...I haven’t even have the FUCKING SURGERY YET....

I don’t have copays for these types of procedures. The contracted rate is the rate the insurance and dr have which is already less than someone who has no insurance. the insurance is supposed to pay based on these contracted rates. this is the total of my bill. The INSURANCE....is REFUSING....to PAY....REGARDLESS that my deductible is met, and the contract I have with them stipulates that after said deductible is met...they pay 80% of costs... 1200 IS THE CASH PRICE OF MY BILL meaning THE INSURANCE ISNT PAYING THE 80% THAT PER CONTRACT SAYS THEY WILL.

TWELVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.... they are trying to get out of paying

Nope..deductible met....my max out of pocket isn’t but that still doesn’t excuse $1200 fucking dollars...doctor is IN NETWORK... and 80% is SUPPOSED to be covered after deductible met...bitches still saying $1200....saying it’s the “contracted rate” .....they still are fighting with me about fucking paying...

you’re out of your fucking mind.... why the fuck do I even have insurance? twelve hundred dollars....