Still Me

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Motha fucka...a tiny ass corner isn’t gonna make up for that 16 year old japanaese school girl chest of a state

as an Ohio native..... run.... get out as fast as you can....I mean you can literally run in any direction....it’s not like you’ll run into mountains....

just burn everything..... after ohio....New Jersey..... because as a former New Yorker....it’s just what you do... fuck New Jersey

all of it..... ok let me elaborate....when I was younger... I had a cousin that would visit for the entire summer from Missouri....and it was up to all the aunts and uncles to take her back each year....well it finally rolled in my fams direction....and the four of us (me, her, my mother, and father) drove from upstate NY to St. Louis Missouri....in a fucking Mercury mystique.... The most PAINFUL....seemingly endless state was fucking Ohio....shit has like nothing fucking in it other than Columbus...and it’s flat....it just goes on....forever.... people who live in Ohio must have gotten lost and couldn’t find their way out....

see I’m never sure if you’re intending to be an asshole...or you’re just this stupid..... that said....it’s been banned....or so I’ve heard

Ohio......

I wanna see a spider do the hustle

sadly my chest is big....I’m actually considering getting a reduction...it’s wreaking havoc on my back....and chiropractor visits are getting expensive

I’ve found if you ask most restaurants if the chef would be willing to write down the recipe, they will

my former coworker used to make the best gumbo....I had almost talked her into teaching me....but she passed away last year.... bread pudding.....it’s basically a baked bread custard....that’s sweet....it’s got lots of cinnamon and sugar....can have raisins and chocolate.....good stuff

but you do the work so we don’t have to

It’s been over 90 days...I mean I can take them back but you’d only get store credit

I love it...there is this Irish pub I frequent that has some banging shepherds pie and bread pudding

for bread pudding? im down with finding one online to test out but I would prefer a time tested one

You didn’t get a severance?

I like my pussy just fine...I couldn’t care less about anyone else’s

do you not have a job because of the shutdown? or do you not have a job because you fucked up?

it’s PICKLE ROGUE!!!!!! hows yer liver? You were lookin pretty yellow the last chat.... lol

I do what I want....they can come with me or not....I don’t care....I’m still gonna go regardless

lol oh shit... for what?

hmm? I don’t know I didn’t read it....I just think the concept of you giving anyone “relationship advice” is a joke

second

He might be a napoholic...or have lardassious disease