Still Me

Invest in ramen

I don’t believe I asked...and I don’t really care.... and that bill is hilarious...I have my tablet, my phone and my watch on my cell bill...and I still only pay barely over $100

It’s gonna be mighty pissed to find out tax return season is delayed due to the shutdown

I bet she couldn’t pay the bill...now it’s gotta get a prepaid from straight talk

cause I like spending money...

Length? No.... girth? Yes...

Mayo (helmans) and pickle relish... toast the bread... sprinkle some meat tenderizer on it too

did you know I have dbz tights

Too hard infact

Congrats....you’re a disgusting piece of shit

go

Oh...my...GOD... Jesus fuck I laughed so fucking hard.... you were a little shit even then...she looks like she about to break her foot off in your ass

#thirsty

I’ve had to start asking places if they carry smaller sizes... bought a small hoodie yesterday...and it’s still kinda big

please tell me you have someone more literate to proof read

Yes I do care. And no you may not. They are my artistic property

or you know....I could obey traffic laws and maintain posted speed limits....

I haven’t gotten pulled over in years

who on air? We on air...

Yeah...I try to be the good patient but....I’m fucking hurting bad...

Yeah...that’s bullshit...... My hips really fucked up...he like barely touched me and it was like agony...and he’s like... here let’s jab you some more and pop some shit...oh and hey....this is gonna hurt like all night...and tomorrow? We’re doing it again

oh yeah... chiropractors are bitchin

The lady’s call him stretch nuts