Still Me

second....

do I smell....bullshit....lol j/k

I think we all know how untrustworthy you are

I no longer partake caffeine

I never said I over ate....I ate dinner....now I’m full...it makes me feel heavy.... the gross thing....is I can feel it burning away....

gonna die....

Oh fuck.... i have an irrational hatred for anything fucking naruto.... or the color purple....

Hmm....maybe?...I mean you could just have naturally thin hair...and it looks like it’s wet or has product in it.... but honestly....I’d be horrified if some of us aren’t losing our hair and getting wrinkles at this point...I mean we’re getting old...

oh?

Negative

Wait...you have a job?

All you need is that hot tub you totally have

More like little big ass hot pocket

My mother always said my Indian name was lil fuckwith

Death to the infidel

I used to live down by the coast and when hurricane irene(I think) hit Houston it knocked out the power for all the restaurants and shit in my area...so instead of letting the food go to waste they just got a fuck ton of propane grills and invited the neighborhood to come and eat

and I feel like shiiiiiit... whomever got me sick...will pay....

lol sure...

Enjoy

It was probably a good thing...we have custom decks...and some of the shit is about your disgusting ass...wouldn’t want you to get all butthurt

I’m so drunk right now

I’m frunk as dunk

eh....I survive on the legal shit for now

yeah but I think there is a loophole....like my company is based in Illinois...so if it’s legal there can I smoke it in tejas?

I miss weed