RPM Jr.

It means he wants to have babies.

I'm clearly one of them.

Dude, that's the best ever! Next time I fix burgers for the wife and me, I'm going to the local deli and getting them to slice some Extra Sharp Cheddar for me.

They are effin' weird.

Good things about 2017: I graduated from college with my degree in film, got a new car, and the Astros won the World Series. Bad things about 2017: I had persistent car trouble with my last car, My mother-in-law had a heart attack brought on by stress, My father-in-law had back surgery then hip replacement surgery, my wife was forced to resign from her teaching job, my father-in-law forced into retirement at his job, Hurricane Harvey devastated the area, which resulted in my in-laws' house back in my hometown getting water, my grandfather passed away, and last but not least, my father passed away. I'm ready for 2018.

I love sharp cheddar cheese. I really love Vermont cheddar because it just melts in your mouth when you eat it. Mmmmmmmmmm!

Then either quit drinking or cut back on your drinking. Problem solved. You're welcome.

I've been wanting to try that place. There's a location a few miles from my alma mater. It's located in what used to be a Snap Kitchen. Was it good when y'all went?

I've been crying a lot more since my dad passed away back in April. Before then, I rarely ever cried.

Hollywood will attempt to make a GI Joe movie at the end of the year, and it will be a massive box office flop.

It's totally me, guys.

No.

Fun fact: The Texas Panhandle gets quite a bit of snow every winter.

And now, you can actually play Santa Claus. (You know, if you bleach every hair on your head and face.)

Turn on your tvs and watch the mayhem unfold...or something.

It's been raining off and on since Sunday here in Southeast Texas, I think. And it's been cold since Tuesday afternoon.

I've always thought Keenum would be good. He just needed a team to give him a legitimate chance to hone his skills and show what he can do. He's gonna get paid in the offseason. Book it.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where Packie will attempt to kill his enemies with his hunting rifle.

Send me cheesy movies.

Is that what you want me to tell your wife, Mr. Ambassador?

Mmmmm...Steak.

Har har har.

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