TrigunBebop

mmm taste the pool life choices!

I wish I had greasy pepperoni. This pizza approximation is pretty dry.

Well duh. I'm a balloon, after all. Balloons are weak and sensitive.

I guess now would be a bad time to mention I also had a Totino's Pizza Approximation for dinner tonight... >.>;;

Nutmilk is best milk.

Much like the American Dream itself, the American Dreamcast unfortunately failed.

I let senpai down.

They make me feel queasy.

I dunno why I keep getting Totino's Pizza Approximations. I regret the decision every single time.

More or less

shut up and kiss me.

I made a mistake

Got a Totino's Pizza Approximation. Combination Flavor.

I'm kinda cranky. I'm in the middle of moving, which means I have neither the time nor the space for balloons and what not.

What I said only makes sense if you don't think about it. >.> After all, I am a total airhead. <.<

Life is short. Eat what you want.

also, cocks

Remember: You cannot spell "diet" without "die". Coincidence? I think not.

I like the way you think.

HAPPY BIRTHIVERSARY CRACKY! ^__^

Broseidon, God of the Brocean.

Nope. I quite like my job as a balloon QA tester.

All it takes is knowing that the throttle sensitivity feature is technically redundant and that pilot assist is the "I'm bad at racing games but driving around the track is fun and I don't care if I win" setting (similar to the assist mode in the latest Mario Kart game). That's not really much in the way of extra effort. Also, neither of these things render the game unplayable if ignored. Hell, you can still play the game at a high level even with throttle sensitivity left at 100%. You'll wear your controller out faster though (since leaving that setting at 100% means you have to hold the throttle button down pretty hard to accelerate at full capacity.). It's also not ideal if you are prone to getting hand cramps and what not.

Classic tuna salad.

In all honestly, the game's not that crazy in single player. It's basically just F Zero with weapons (especially on the lower speed classes and on easy or normal enemy ai.). The higher speed classes will require mastery of the airbrakes and side shifting though. One important thing to note: You'll want to go into the control options and turn throttle sensitivity down all the way. Throttle sensitivity is a dumb feature and having it on anything other than the absolute minimum will hinder you. Also, never use pilot assist. Ever. It'll fuck up your racing line every time. The game really only gets crazy in multiplayer phantom class races (and on elite enemy ai.). I guess zone mode can be crazy sometimes too (at least once it goes beyond phantom class speeds).