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//>wagz./

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  1. //> why the hell are we commuting to the okefanoke swamp?/
  2. //> I was a lite ineberated at the mall yesterday and saw rings buy one get one 1/2 off. Good deal. So I waltz in and I'm BLUE starts playing and the 6 employees look at me like I did it , so I proceed to buy two rings while bass was booming in the background but someone changed it before it was over and I left unhappy ./
  3. //> with 5-8 shells inside I like my odds with 80,000 Kyle's infront of me ./
  4. //> 700,000 people is all we need to free aliens ./
  5. //> mission accomplished good work
  6. //> well the only thing I can think of is you got one while pushing too hard while pooping, that happened to me at work ./
  7. //> do you do dabs./
  8. //> just a whisp of wind will do the trick . /
  9. //> I've gained the skill hypersensitivity of the dongle./
  10. //> have you ever gotten a nosebleed from doing dabs?/
  11. //> did you work at FedEx./
  12. //> so use a payphone . If you can find one ./
  13. //> for when you don't wash the cock./
  14. //>ow
  15. //> racisism and sexism./
  16. //> but can't find the carnival ./
  17. //> weeks ago I did the same but first i spat blood got scared thinking it was my lungs bit itwaa just my weak nostrile./
  18. //> now my ass is wet and I'm embarrassed./
  19. //> if the milk is spoiled is it really a loss now you have yogurt./
  20. //> corn korn ./
  21. //> there are no more toys r us kids ./
  22. //> going absolutely insane working at FedEx./
  23. //> a whole year under the program the only downside is the high cost./
  24. //> the worst pirate shat upon you? /
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