Poof

i got one

Sometimes I hide meanings in nonsensical posts but its just been thunderstorming a long time and its stressing me out

No what would it be a metaphor for?

Its still storming im getting really tired of it

yea but he can still be right and he is

i want to lick miley cyrus's asshole it's the only reason i keep trying to get more famous to one day be able to leverage enough fame into negotiating that possibility like rick and szechuan sauce it's my series arc my white whale; my one armed man the only thing i fear more than never accomplishing my mission is achieving it and then theres nothing else to strive for and life turns into a washed out black and white photo

i know what you would do

i know but idk how accurate that assessment is

thank you i appreciate

but its like the opposite. thats what i think hes talking about. its like if its a superhero movie theres a legion of superhero fans who are like THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER and they all go see it so it makes a ton of money but that doesnt make it a better movie than something that made way less money

this ones pretty big one. the lightning is nonstop its like a strobe light

so much lightning i used to be deathly afraid of weather when i was little

youd think so but theres a lot of them u dont realize are mall walkers at first i spent a lot of time at the mall when i was a teen. i know. theres many different types thanks for coming to my ted talk

hes absolutely right

her neck is sexy

i think it looks precisely fine

triggered

you're disco arent u

become a mall walker

what a "my wife is here" answer sometimes. i used to work in restaurants

you can just walk for now until you can figure out other things to do. if you change nothing but take an hour long walk everyday, itll burn 3500 cal/week which is 1 pound of fat. and you can do it outside without it looking like you're "exercising"

i'll buy it

do you like shemale pornography?

sometimes i get paid to fuck those. it's kind of a chore

i feel like i'm wasting my life not being high