Poof

let's go

Cmon do it

Run me thru a sawdy day

Then deal w/shit later

Stop it

I spend multiple hours trying to sleep everyday it becomes so much wasted time

If Taylors tailored and Smiths smithed what did the Blumkins do?

Or if something crazy is happening like war, disasters, any newsworthy event, its fun to do a twitter search. Youll find pics vids n live feeds that the news probably wont even have. Its kinda like u can do that on any social network now but twitter was the go to place for that first and still the best for it imo

Follow what you like and build a feed relevant to you. Don't worry about tweeting. Just use it to get news and info about the things and ppl youre into. Thats the best part of it. So many things are on twitter first. If you say fuck that imma make a nam for myself and be famis, then you have to comment on other shit and on trending topics. Otherwise nobody will ever see what you post.

why cant i sleep normal? i was up for 26 hours. i thought i'd sleep for like 10 hours but i only slept 4 and woke up. why???

i'm so bored i don't wanna go work out

they don't post anymore, nobody is going to remember them, and you're still not going to say who??

are u going to bust the homeless guys watching porn or are u gonna be cool?

it's a foolish dream. such things aren't meant for me

the nearest place is like 15-20 minutes away tho

i LOVE falafel

i am a pornstar/rocket surgeon

my ancestors were vampires

No hulu i dont want to watch a documentary about camwhores. I just want to see some fucking nature

i was bored so i made a list of funny/interesting twitter accounts that i follow. some are popular but i tried to only pick out unique obscure-ish ones that you might not already be following. i left out almost anything porn related. i suppose this could be a thread where ppl recommend accounts to follow. or not whatever https://twitter.com/WeirdlandTales animation and weird stuff. also youtube channel https://twitter.com/BethesdaRow award winning independent journalist, food critic, politician, youtuber, and shred guitarist. highly recommended https://twitter.com/theaterofscifi weird stuff w/sci fi twist https://twitter.com/internetofshit highlighting the stupidity of the "internet of things" https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys "Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's" https://twitter.com/StanhopesCDP comedian doug stanhope's celebrity death pool. bet which celebs will die next. fun even if youre not on twitter. dscdp.com https://twitter.com/tomcolicchio my fav chef in nyc. u might like his twitter if ur a liberal https://twitter.com/realjtsimbidis previously known as tsimfuckis. that guy w/progeria from youtube. despite rumors hes still alive. most of his tweets are about wrestling or sports https://twitter.com/tom_six director of the human centipede. his twitter is... not as scatological as youd think https://twitter.com/SatanTweeting funny satan tweets. doesn't tweet as much anymore https://twitter.com/s8n more satan tweets. this ones pretty active https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod opposite of satan tweets https://twitter.com/Vincenzo_Natali director of Cube. tweets cool freaky weird stuff https://twitter.com/AmishPornStar1 From the classics...Ride My Buggy & That Ain't My Barn You're Raisin' https://twitter.com/WeAreTheMutants Cold War-era sci-fi, fantasy, genre, pulp, cult, occult, subculture, and dissident media https://twitter.com/pornlaw my lawyer for anything porn/entertainment related https://twitter.com/loneblockbuster the last blockbuster store. actually a real business. their twitter is hilarious https://twitter.com/aiww Ai Weiwei. u might already know who he is but u might not know how much he tweets

zombie apocalypse winner right there

It probably means something. Idk what yet

Thats definitely not going to happen

He doesn't sound half bad. If mom and madison mesh well w/him

Well if you don't have anything else going on it might be worth taking a chance. Ppl change sometimes but I wouldn't get my hopes up.