Poof

I'm an alligator ribbit ribbit

oh cmon!

wikipedia says it's actually based on a couple different tourist murderers all rolled into one.

really? i wanna buy him some skittles

too scared of crocodiles and giant spiders to go anywhere close to australian wilderness. if i go there, i imagine i'll stay downtown up in a box in the sky like the whole time

you can make anything into a pretty good cheesecake

yea. freaks me out just thinking about it. idk why. i love horror films. i'm not scared easily but something about those movies gets to me

wolf creek is probably the scariest horror movie to me tbh. i feel like when someone finally kills me, it's going to be someone just like mick taylor

all together now!

tie me kangaroo down sport!

no no. i will remain in my sorrowful seclusion

/:) donald trump on a windy day: _:)

i never got to hook up w/anyone w/a huge tongue

just spend it on something you're gonna die anyway

Ppl really do that? What a novel concept

Theres a gif i need to show u.. Let me see...

You could ask her questions about it like you're just interested in how it works. Then as part of a seemingly logical order of questions ask "What if someone you knew bought them wouldn't that be weird?" If she says no then ask "So you don't care that anybody could buy them?" And if youve made it this far she'll probably say she doesn't. Then ask "What if I wanted to buy them, would you care?" And from there you're on your own

Who wha

Go janit somethibg

But swallowing someone else's is pretty cool

Not so easy

What is this "savings" ?

I don't really get it.

Yup