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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. You're cool even without your lady bits. And even if you hate them I'm very jealous of your big boobers
  2. I sneezed like 12 times in a row after grinding down some black pepper. It gets painful.
  3. He said it again
  4. He said answering machine
  5. Depends if you act like an ass or not
  6. Except it was actually a bomb threat and had the threat been real they would've done nothing since sitting outside instead of searching for the bomb is kinda useless. They probably felt real tough tho
  7. I wish I had to worry about that when selecting bras
  8. Nothing wrong with that. I have a few walmart fashionables.
  9. Yea apologies for the lousy victoria secret panties
  10. I drank a lot of water before commencing drankage and my sleep wasn't interrupted by anything. I actually feel pretty good. Plus I've heard cider doesn't give you bad hangovers too which I think may be accurate.
  11. Apparently I am a poly drug abuser. I don't develop an insatiable addiction to any one substance as long as I have something to fucks me up.
  12. Popeyes, fat dicks, xbox
  13. ʎʇʇǝɹԀ Cheesy
  14. Nobody knows. Everybody thought what naraku thought. So what was it? Plotting to kill hot people in relationships?
  15. maybe but youre my useless and stupid
  16. it's nothing but bothersome
  17. i didn't ask for it
  18. I made it an hour since posting that. I'm so tired
  19. I don't think i'm going to last much longer
  20. no it's ok. i'm just too drunk and tired to say anything good. I'm sorry
  21. it's an illusion. i'm not even as big as ppl think at all
  22. no what happen?
  23. you never know when a cock up will save the day
  24. depends on what kind of performance your job requires
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