Poof

you can't want it like i do

you hear that, God? Disco said it's okay. Now you gotta do it

This guy claims he heard I was a witch. I thought he meant like I was old and mean but he insists that he means he heard I cast spells idk

I'm a simple gal from ohio this is all I want. 7 iphones that used to belong to giants loaded up w/socionomic data and a professional asian girl there to balance me out I say to thee, God, please, grant me my request. Is it really so much?

this chart still pisses me tf off everytime i come in here and see it

i dont get it

famous amos?

korean guy is out brand new super uptight korean cisgirl is in. she might be perfect. I'm doing alright but shes pretty skittish i admit i might have a fetish but i feel like they forced it upon me. it didnt used to be like this but anyway i regret nothing

this one has been a long time coming… to people who tell me how many spiders I probably eat in my sleep on average: IT SEEMS MORE LIKE A PROBLEM FOR THE SPIDERS

WERE GOIN TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE !

Meltman

fuck my stupid goddamn drug addled swiss cheese brain i just did something so fucking dumb god just shoot me how do I even manage to get dressed in the morning? im so fucking dumb

on average I'm 0.01 points a more pleasant passenger than you

Yea I probably would I’m just not quite big enough to do it tho

in highschool i was recovering files from a hard drive for my gf after her computer crashed and there were pics of her mega tittied sister in a too small bikini on there. I secretly saved every single one onto my computer before returning the rest

i think it goes like it's such hard work raising all those animals that you start to fantasize about killing them anyway

nah I'm definitely not high on it I haven't even finished the 4th season. I just watch bushland

in 6th grade on track and field day i was about to win a race but i slipped and fell a few feet from the finish line then came in 3rd

Other: ever since bushland adventures came out, I stopped rewatching regular rick and morty and just watch bushland over and over. I'm not sure what this means about my opinion of the show

i agree ghosty is lookin good!

People come to my discord for me but they stay for the norwegian femboy w/a bubble butt

a good arsonist could do it