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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. you're just young families. ppl reproducing too early
  2. why does everyone still have grandparents. mine have all been dead since 2005
  3. me too
  4. Beautiful oceanview
  5. Well it's your special day after all
  6. I wish someone who say that to me
  7. You must've fit right in
  8. I'm a truth teller
  9. Typical. I tell ya I get no respect. No respect at all.
  10. Ask him why he won't call me anymore
  11. “What kind of man accepts a bailout, much less demands one? This sort of parasite should scurry day and night without imagining that he has a shred of dignity or pride, because he deserves none. Do you have any pride, knowing that your whole existence was made possible by others? I know what you desperate thieves are, and that it’s self-hatred and jealousy that drives you. I know, that you know, that deep down you are a defective, frightened, evil little bitch who’s incapable of surviving on this planet without aid from your betters. I know that you yearn to see those more capable and successful than you fail; I know that is the root motivation for your every vote, policy, and action. But just so you know, I am onto your pathetic scam, and I take it personally. I think those who support stealing my wealth and limiting my freedoms are the lowest scum imaginable, and better off dead… just so you know.” - some capitalist pig
  12. Poof

    Waitaminnit..

    that's not web
  13. I'm so glad I didn't go
  14. I'm a dummy sometimes but not enough to use a bolt. I even measured the threading at the hardware store and had them cut down to the right length too. Dopest screwing I ever did
  15. Rogue, is there anything wrong w/using regular screws that fit well enough in place of auto body screws? there can't possibly be anything wrong w/it right? mechanics would always comment on it when I had my camry
  16. Maybe, but you're surely not the first man to marvel at where he can put his cum
  17. Poof

    Hey Poof

    I've never been . I'm a serial dater. This one was 4 years. I had one 3 year, four 2 years, and two 1 years. I'm really really going to try and be single for awhile. I swear this time.
  18. Men are strange, no offense.
  19. I suppose that would be cum on glasses wouldn't it? Interesting how we paint different images in our heads but they both fit the description
  20. Poof

    Hey Poof

    let's get married
  21. Poof

    Hey Poof

    I was planning on eating it tomorrow when I put it in there
  22. a giant's bendy straw
  23. Swimmoddin'
  24. Poof

    Hey Poof

    np! and you just reminded me I have a red velvet muffin in the fridge I need to stuff in my face
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