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Poof

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  1. God it must be amazing to walk around, think you're the smartest motherfucker, and anything you think about anything is reality to you bc you're so pompous. He's one of the worst people I've ever known. Why can't he get fatal food poisoning from one of those raw pork chops? That's why he puts so much spicy relish on them. It's not for taste. It's a necessity to kill all the microbes that survive the toaster oven.
  2. I've never called you Packard. In what universe would I want to actually experience the nightmare of hearing your nasally snivel?
  3. I've got something for you
  4. We all know everything about you.
  5. I've never been fisted or fisted anyone. It seems romantic.
  6. It's like the most comprehensive list of male actors. They're not all batman material.
  7. https://www.listal.com/list/american-actors-under-40 There's like 600 male actors on that list. I'm not trying to be a smartass but just saying there's options.
  8. D'aww Those cuties got you? I think pretty much everyone agrees the illustrations were what made the books such classics and so freaky
  9. I know. Like I like horror movies. Disturbing ones w/gorey images, but bc that one got me when I was little it has power even tho I've seen much more gruesome things since then.
  10. Maybe you really should take caesers to court over the lead water. I will testify as a witness to the condition of your mental faculties.
  11. Well, someone from a source I know you trust has already done that: https://www.redstate.com/diary/kcjw33/2011/03/11/unions-the-history-of-their-socialist-agenda/
  12. Who ensured you could join a union? Are you sure unions are not communist or socialist?
  13. I have commented on that before in other threads. It's a big part of why I said he had "awesome powers of denial" in my last post in here. Ask him if the GOP is pro or anti union.
  14. Packard seriously quit joking. I don't want anything bad to happen to you. Just use your awesome powers of denial to forget that your brain is a lead ingot and go about that haulin n dumpin.
  15. I don't think it's a good idea to give Mr Caeser a motive to get you a new pair of shoes. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you Packard.
  16. Herb very good idea also orajel!
  17. I'm aware I taught you that word last night. Run along now.
  18. I said I was trying to speak your language
  19. I will attempt to speak your dumbass language:
  20. Good luck with that when you're all strokey, can't janit, and have no one to change your diapers anymore.
  21. Also, lead.
  22. Give the atherosclerosis time.
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