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The one next to the hookah. That's where I met him. After the hookah closed he took me to his car which was parked at McDs. We hung out there in his car in the McDs parking lot, and I sucked his dick. Then he took us thru the drive thru and parked back in the same spot. We ate, he showed me his massive collection of memes saved on his ipad. Then after about an hour I sucked his dick again. Then we went back to browsing memes for another 2 hours before I sucked his dick again for a 3rd time. After which we went thru the drive thru again, and then he walked me to my car. I saw him again a week later. He invited me over to "hang out." When I got there, he was building a magic the gathering deck. The cards were spread out all over a huge table. Like very well organized. He was obviously a sophisticated player. I waited on the couch and watched him build for about 2 or 3 hours. When he finally finished up, we cuddled on the couch and watched The Bernie Mac show and I sucked his dick. Later I met his dad when he came downstairs and made us all tuna sandwiches. Those were the only 2 times I ever saw him since he went off to college out of state on a basketball scholarship

rip hp

it sounds like he was trying to bomb her specifically and Idk if I really blame him she sounds like a bitch

did you find ohio yet?

a comedian that doesn't care for their day job? impossible.

this new mouse is advertised as a quiet mouse but it's only 2/3s quiet. The left and right buttons are whisper quiet but babies start crying and dogs start barking whenever I press the CLANK-CLANK which is what I now call the "middle button" good thing the other mouse was never broken but i just feel like i'm running in circles

i wish the airplane people would just let them put The One Gas Station By The Airport alil closer so I could walk to it from the airport

You should've just pulled up and asked if he was ok. Like not even get out of your car. If he needed help you could go find another good samaritan to help you with him so you wouldn't have to do it alone. Like in any humanitarian situation like this, just ask regular people to help. Yes you could risk your personal safety more by doing this, but calling the police comes with personal risk too. And for homeless people, police are always a huge risk.

i love musicals and plays and it's the most stereotypically lgbt thing about me

Full Lyrics: The last verse about the girl in the wheelchair. It doesn't seem like Hendrix ever said what it meant, but there seems to be like 10005823459348 different intrepetations. The first half isn't tricky. She's suicidal bc she's in a wheelchair and can't walk. She goes to a cliff on the shoreline to go do it. Then the next part is what no one can agree on: But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say "Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way" I thought that she drove her wheelchair right up to the edge. Like if she goes another inch she'll fall. Then she sees the "golden winged ship" which I always assumed was an angelic thing like a flying ship full of angels. The angels perform a miracle and give her use of her legs. She doesn't know it yet tho, and the first thing she does with her legs is jump up in surprise when she sees the angels. Since she was pulled right up to the edge already, this causes her to fall off. That's why the ship "didn't ever stop. It just kept on going" since she fell they just leave. I'm not sure what's right if it's about fate, never losing hope, the futility in wishing for a miracle bc the miracle might kill you, or all three things at the same time... or none of those things and it's just about how everything ends. I always choose not giving up hope bc you can't tell what's coming next. It could be the miracle you've been waiting for

Stupid reporters asking Jen Psaki about why we can't give planes to ukraine as if we just don't want to. One does not simply fly a fighter from a NATO country into a Russian warzone. Russia would just see it as an incoming NATO plane and they could take that as an attack / NATO entering the war. Then the one guy was like "why not just drive it there?" You ever try driving a plane down the street? Oh you don't see the challenge behind that? Right. True, it's not impossible to do. BUT have you ever tried driving a plane down the street without anyone noticing? So you'd have to drive the plane into Ukraine where russian intelligence couldve discovered its route already / be ready to pounce on it before you get it to a friendly air base within ukraine to take off from. motherfuckers use your damn brains. If we can figure it out, we'll fucking do it. But it's not as easy as getting them other weapons. Just ask about something else.

Those lousy sons a bitches think they’re gonna deny us their oil https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-emirati-leaders-decline-calls-with-biden-during-ukraine-crisis-11646779430 Tbh they’re getting really spoiled and need a spanking

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-08/china-considers-buying-stakes-in-russian-energy-commodity-firms jussayin

my booper is as god intended

i bought a new mouse bc the other one was broken only it wasn't broken it just needed new batteries but im dumb so I didnt think to check the batteries until after the new one got here

I just got him from the shelter

i hate the machines for making me imagine what a "vertical river" is. Nobody, ever, has used the term vertical fucking river until now shoulda just hit skip bc there is no such thing as a vertical river

the chickens are comin home to roost bobby boucher!