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PokeNirvash

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  1. Personally, I think the lack of knowledge surrounding Rize's death isn't so much the result of secrecy as it is ignorance. I mean, she is considered by everyone to be super-mysterious; the many who haven't heard about her demise from its brief turn in the 20th Ward's rumor mill probably think she's hiding out somewhere keeping up her binge-eater thing.
  2. It's called a joke, Ben. :
  3. True, but that ship sailed once I put some Mew Mew into the mix to make things interesting. [mew mew style mew mew grace mew mew power in your face]
  4. It's not so much the dislike of Dimension W that I have a problem with, than it is the dislikers in question being total dicks about it. Which is why I'm not mad at Top_Gun for calling it "wasted potential", but I do hate Daos for calling it "worse than Wulin Warriors". And there's also the fact that I unironically enjoyed SAO and AgK and even now Tokyo Ghoul, which most people would respond to with a resounding "why?".
  5. Isn't Star vs. getting a third season in spite of that background kiss?
  6. Personally, I feel that the two-bastard rule only applied thanks to the 14 set of Tagoma one-shotting Sisami and temporarily taking Gohan out along with him. Also, I'm glad you used Al as an interest gauge. If you'd have used me, then everyone would be so in doubt right now.
  7. This Ichigo.
  8. Excessive Samurai Jack reruns. The answer is always excessive Samurai Jack reruns, don't you dare pretend it's anything else.
  9. Putting Demarco in charge of programming was a mistake. He needs to be deposed.
  10. Too bad, asshole, Demarco confirmed we got it. >
  11. I disagree, I feel it got more palatable after Nishiki chilled the fuck out. FoleyisGood149[/member] Gray-blue dude’s name is Tagoma, and he’s actually more of a light purple. See what you did denying that kid his dream, Big Caesar? Now he’s gonna make his own pizza place, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the pizza place and the blackjack! DRAGONBALL SUPER Hmm, that’s a new rating for this franchise. Hee, I never noticed they still had Whis’s autograph on their outfits. :-D The CGI for that ship is actually pretty decent. No way, Appule’s back? Buu’s sleeping off having to sit through 22 non-consecutive weeks of Gundam Unicorn, do not disturb. Hooray for Senzu beans! Yeah, probably. >_> Slogan-shaming. Yeah, apparently that’s a thing now. TFS was awfully on the nose (or lack thereof) when they had Frieza call killing Krillin one that has a special place in his heart. SOMEONE SET ME UP THE BOMB. For some reason, there’s something kinda cute about Bulma trying to reason with Frieza. Ten seconds? Now that’s just unfair! Definitely a step up from “five minutes ‘til Namek explodes”. BEEFCAKE. Gohan, you pacifist. “Our soldiers aren’t fighting with their heads!” So they should start headbutting them? You gotta love face-fingering finger-flicking. Krillin, you coward. Frieza, you’re twisted. Quick, use your Destructo Disk! I like the red and white flags. If I didn’t know any better, I’d punch Beerus in his angry feline face. WE WARP-SPEED TRAVEL NOW. Is it supposed to be coincidence that this one soldier sounds like a scary black man? Fuck yeah Krillin. [gasp] That’s Yamcha’s move! ADVANCED GEOMETRY! He seriously said Special Beam Cannon. And Gohan’s just making silly sound effects. “Hey look, a distraction!” Sasami? Like the little girl from Tenchi Muyo? That’s a pretty unconventional-looking way to break a back. And then he was back-stabbed. Or rather, back-blasted. Oh shit, he got Gohan too! Tagoma sure grew a spine over the past episode. What is that soccer ball even Goten. Oh no, it’s Ginyu frog! TOP BILLING: Frieza. PROFANITY COUNT: Two “bastards”, one “dammit”, and one “damn”. I feel like it’s cruel irony that the Colossal Titan is animated with CGI while the Armored Titan gets traditional animation. DRAGONBALL Z KAI It’s like this week is trying to prove that Gohan ain’t shit. They seriously put an elongated dash into the episode title? FUNimation, I am disappoint. “Your boy’s a disgrace!” You think he’s bad now, wait another sixteen months. Check it, his glove protected him. EXCALIBURRRRRRRRRRRRR~. How have I not watched this whole arc before now. Turns out it wasn’t so Excalibur-tastic after all. Vegeta’s mad as hell, and he’s not gonna take it anymore. Shin is just filled to the brim with underestimation, isn’t he? Daily reminder that Vegeta’s the evil one, Goku’s just apathetic. You forget that Gohan’s only half-Saiyan. I honestly don’t know who to root for in this situation. Shin, you a little bitch. I wanna like these new lineup promos, but I feel their taglines are becoming less original and more forced. That is a weird face. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Because meditation is bullshit as far as Vegeta is concerned. Gohan went down first? Oh, this week has it out for him! There’s the telltale M, just what I’ve been waiting for this whole time. Meanwhile, Mr. Satan posing for his loyal fans. Of course he’d have a fan club of lonely housewives. And now they’re back where it all started. Why is Buu Saga Chi-Chi so much better than Super Chi-Chi? It’s one of those great mysteries of life. Oh good, he saved the announcer. NEXT WEEK: Goku vs. Vegeta 2: The Sequel? They must’ve been holding onto this dub for a while, if Scott Freeman was still doing voices for this. (Didn’t I say that just a few weeks ago?) ATTACK ON TITAN “Why did you sign up?” “TITANS.” Okay, Eren, you’re sounding kinda edgy there. TITAN PUNCH. It’s amazing how much better every OP after Guren no Yumiya sounds after the first couple listens. This week, we learn the basics of CQC. “Why didn’t I slice their goddamn heads off!?” I dunno, because you still consider them sorta comrades? One human for each hand. WELL SHIT. Those sure are some generic-looking soldiers; wouldn’t be surprised if they all just died in the next minute or so. SUDDENLY STEAM. Rashad? Wait, does Conny not even know what’s going on? Well, so much for that Titan Punch. Daily reminder that not even Kirito at his Beater-est has anything on Eren in terms of edge. Gotta love that rewind effect. You just gotta crack the egg, Mikasa! CRACK THAT EGG WIDE OPEN! “Not even the Titan who ate my damn mother was as evil as you!” Eren’s sounding super-edgy right now, but Bryce is doing a damn good job this episode, so I’m conflicted. ::]:: Semen is to bears and sharks just as flashlights are to sea bears and land sharks. Ah, so we’re finally flashing back to Eren learning his fighting skills from Annie. And a bunch of gratuitously CGI’ed soldiers too, apparently. Oh just fuck already, you two. Probably the only time the Armored Titan ever got his ass beat by someone who couldn’t even touch him minutes ago. It’s Annie vs. Mikasa, and the prize is Eren’s virginity. “Eren! Remember the basics of CQC!” That he did, Mikasa. That he did. It’s ridiculous how great a voice actor Bryce Papenbrook is once you get past his association with Kirito. Ironically, that was the same arm that got injured earlier. IT’S TIME FOR HANNEOH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE COLOSSAL’S FACE. Hange is soooooo wet right now. ;D HE’S FAST! SHIT COUNT: 5. Leaving your groin plate behind may make it easier to move, but it just leaves you all the more open for the most devastating blow of all. Welp, there goes his fourth hole. And with this, I can see why so many people love professional wrestling. HE’S COMIN’ DOWN! Aw man, right before the good part! TOKYO GHOUL That’s a big guy. And that chick’s voice is unusually high-pitched, like a talking chipmunk. I like that pattern on Yoshimura’s scarf. Oh hey it’s Banjo Dandy and his gas-masked goons. Well maybe that’s cause he went on a date with her once. It’s the entire reason he’s here getting hassled by you, after all. Huh. Well then, good job, Kaneki. So many big names, and all of them unimportant in the long run. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “Can ghouls drink water?” They can, it just doesn’t have much nutritional value for them. You can really feel the Dandy in his voice now. Yes, he’ll tell the dead girl to run as far as her decrepit legs can take her. Those Doves must’ve been cheap shots, there wasn’t even a drop of blood in that quick sweep! SURPRISE TODD HABERKORN. ALSO SURPRISE CHRIS SABAT. “Huh, looks like one of those out-of-work street performers.” Schlee says they found a police box, but it turned out to be HQ. Huh, didn’t expect schlim to be on their side. Is this guy an okama? ‘Cause he sure gives off that air. It’s funny when Banjo Dandy gets hurt. OH MY~. SIBLING ABUSE. Somewhere, Nishiki is watching this from behind a cracked door, and he’s cursing himself for ever having acted like Touka’s asshole brother. Mochi thought his worries about the “homophobic” nature of the show lied with how rapey everyone was towards Kaneki, but consider himself proven wrong. I should feel sorry for Kaneki, but I’m busy being amused by the fact that Nishiki’s gonna have to clean this mess up. Looks like Kaneki’s in for the most painful threesome of his life. :-D You can’t not love Lupin. Zenigata’s new voice? Eh, it’s debatable at this point. “Well, that was a nice walk back, don’t you think?” “A little long for my taste, but it sure was scenic.” So Nishiki isn’t gonna clean this up? Aw, dammit! The correct gender for this androgynous fellow is femboy; trap, if you’re feeling extra politically incorrect. That is one wacky profile picture. Color me interested, flashback. Mado sure had his priorities straight in the preparation of his will. That femboy ain’t right. Hide has officially gone full conspiracy theorist now. That fat dude has one tacky coat. I’d be mad at Yoshimura, but he makes some good points. You’re a good and fair dude, Yoshimura, but I still think “forget about Kaneki” was kinda overkill. I was wondering when Tsukiyama would be back. He’s this show’s one true fabulous guy, not Yamori’s okama butt-buddy. Actually, Hide is Kaneki’s best friend, you’re just his yandere love interest. TOP BILLING: Banjo Dandy. Any and all internal organs, especially the nutbladder. “These are the shittiest-looking dentures I’ve ever seen.” HUNTER x HUNTER Welcome to Trash City. Population: you. Between Chrollo’s two hairstyles… I like the other one better. Makes him look more like a normal person. What a beautiful day. It sure would be a shame if this park got nuked… ::]:: Oh boy, now that’s a feast. Hot dogs, pizza, KFC, McNuggets, fries, donuts, even a whole pie! EATING CONTEST!! Alright, I wasn’t expecting the cream pie. (That’s what she said.) Kurapika’s spirits status: lifted. Ah, so that’s where that reaction face came from. Dammit Killua, why are you so moe all of a sudden? Hey, Leorio might not be any stronger, but at least he can detect power levels now. A storm’s a comin’… As usual, Gon seems rather calm at this disheartening reveal. “Oh yeah, I also friended Hisoka on Facebook.” Meanwhile, Nobunaga still wants revenge, no matter how much everyone else wants him to drop it. Is Decker badly acted on purpose? I think it’s badly acted on purpose. I don’t even know what my blood type is. Oh shit he’s got Neon’s fortune teller powers. Wait isn’t this the exact same as Chrollo’s fort-there we go there’s the difference. So you’re not counting Hisoka among yourselves? NOOOOOOOO WAIFU. It’s pretty strange that Kortopi now has a voice, but Mummy Boxer’s still mute for the time being. Hisoka, you sneaky card. Ah, the power of dramatic irony. A simple sentence and a humorous kaomoji are all it takes to shake up Kurapika’s emotions, apparently. That new development sounds mighty suspicious. Thinner than water, but thicker than blood. So which is it, then? WE NOW RETURN YOU TO POEMS WITH HIEI HISOKA. Hisoka’s gonna play Solitaire by himself now. He’s been found out. Wait, they changed? I thought those were just verses three and four! This show is just too good. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM UNICORN RE:0096 We super-condensed series recap now? “Talk about naked ambition!” Wait, is that why he’s called Full Frontal? Marida loves ice cream. :3 That 100-second recap was without a doubt the greatest part of the whole series. And now, back to the regular boring recap. “UNICOOOOOOOOOORN!” “You rang?” Bah, screw Ensign Riddhe, he was a punk bitch. Is Banagher seriously gonna go all Heroic Sacrifice on us? Nobody cares, Micott. Haro has much wiser words to say than you, and it’s a robot mascot. Yes, team up with him, hopefully you die in the blast too. The Vist Foundation sure screwed themselves in the ass on this one. I’m not sure what that red ship was, but I’m sure they were assholes. NEWTYPE COMBO MANEUVER! Why hello, Marida’s ghost. …What just happened. Not even Belladonna was this confusing. COMMERCIAL COMMENTS: 1. The Major falling into a pile of trash bags would be funny, if not for the trash juice in her hair. 2. I liked OK KO! better when it was called Lakewood Plaza Turbo. 3. This new mascot for monster.com is much better-looking than the last one. 4. Why do I get the feeling that the mother in that Frito-Lay commercial married a black man? 5. There’s a Cars 3!? “You got lucky this time, Ronan.” It ain’t a Gundam series without the token princess making a speech to the entire world. Dammit, Riddhe lived. I never realized how much Syam looked like Banagher when he was young. I’m just glad that Zinnerman survived the show. Fuck yeah old diner dude. The General Revel is still a stupid name, sorry I didn’t say that sooner. I wish this woman would get Brightslapped. Dammit, Angelo’s alive too. “I have to go. My planet needs me.” Banagher no longer needs Mineva. He’s got Marida’s ghost now. Eh, I guess Mineva’s spirit counts too. I think I understand what happened, but I’m still not all that sure… All in all, it was excellent on a technical level, but I feel that I would’ve cared more had I watched some of the other series before this one. 7/10, hoping for higher on the eventual post-Char’s Counterattack rewatch. You know what these Chevy commercials need? Mahk. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Holy shit the animation quality somehow got an upgrade from last week. Or maybe it’s just the lingering strangeness of watching Naruto in 1080p. Yeah, I highly doubt the Sexy Jutsu is gonna have any effect on a HUGE-ASS KILLER CENTIPEDE. Hmm, this must’ve taken place before his departure for Mt. Myoboku, if he’s making good on his teacher promise. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “I wouldn't trust Naruto to teach a kid how to tie that headband.” Huh, so my “nobody in the Leaf Village has shoelaces” comment got through to you after all. This was the last anime I expected to have a stripper pole sequence. Those breasts are way to big for even a Rule 63 Naruto. Huh, I just noticed that Udon’s lacking his signature snot drip. But what about Block D? Oh no, it’s an old lady in peril! In which Naruto’s still trying to do the impossible. SKY JIRAIYA. If only we had a ninja fire brigade… There was a sign for a glasses store, then we see Pain kicking the ass of a glasses-wearing ninja. Is that considered dark humor? So these guys are alright with Naruto, huh? Ewwwwwwww. ::: Damn you, strategically placed utility pole! OH MY GOD IT’S CRISPIN FREEMAN. Or maybe it’s the bumps that’s making the 1080p seem so weird. Well, so much for him helping out. PAIN KNEE! Naruto was your student for all of one episode before Jiraiya stepped in and took over. I forgot how stupid Konohamaru’s original headpiece was. HD HAREM JUTSU, GO! And there’s Iruka’s obligatory cameo. Ebisu, you may have been lame at one point, but you’re honestly pretty badass now. Ah, simpler times. “Betcha didn’t see that one comin’, did ya, ugly!?” Remember your ninja breathing, Konohamaru! That super-long tongue is still disturbing. > Of all the things I was expecting Naruto to teach Konohamaru… I wasn’t expecting it to be the freaking Rasengan. Consider myself pleasantly surprised. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: “Oh what kind of bullshit is this.” It’s you overestimating how stupid Naruto is. REMEMBER ME. Heh, it’s been a while since Naruto’s been smacked upside the head. :-D It’s like Naruto’s sixth sense is telling him the village is in danger and he needs to finish up as soon as possible without actually telling him what’s going on exactly. EUREKA! Next time on DB Super, Nail has a PTSD flashback and I DON’T KNOW YOU THAT’S MY PURSE. Elsewhere, on Attack the Titan, FUNi better start dubbing these faster if they don’t want Big Guy 2: The Sequel spoiling the episodes for everyone. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX “The ones you’ll miss most are the ones who leave the soonest.” Too true. R.I.P. Adam West. [ah, screw the whole thing]
  12. They did - still do, as they're on this season's production committee - but they only helped with the animation for season 1 because that was back when WIT was just starting out.
  13. I understand what you're getting at, but Thomas Romain has nothing to do with Attack on Titan and you know it.
  14. I looked her up, and while I prefer OTN masks that conform to the lower half of the face (a la this image I based a new original fiction of mine off of) to those that just hang... you're absolutely right. Tonight on Toonami, for the love of god watch the Jack rerun so 4chan's Toonami General shuts the fuck up about the block being at death's door, Frieza's invasion of Earth begins as his army of 1,000 soldiers go up against the Z Warriors who give a damn, Vegeta's growing impatience with the plot at hand catches Dabura's attention and curiosity, Eren goes full anti-Titan autistic rage mode against the Armored Titan (and the Colossal's there too, I guess), Kaneki finds himself involved with a group of dangerous Ghouls who still don't know that Rize is fucking dead, Gon and Killua attempt to lift Kurapika's spirits with a picnic (seriously), Banagher and Riddhe reluctantly team up to stop the Gryps 2 from destroying Laplace's Box in the series finale of Gundam Unicorn (hooray!), even the seemingly ineffectual comic relief characters are taking part in the village-wide counterattack against Pain, and Aramaki once again takes the spotlight as word of a planned assassination attempt points to his former comrade's son as the main suspect. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #21 - The Start of Vengeance! The Frieza Force's Malice Strikes Gohan! - TV-14L ... 11:00 - Samurai Jack #54 - XCIII - TV-14V 11:30 - Dragonball Super #21 - The Start of Vengeance! The Frieza Force's Malice Strikes Gohan! - TV-14L 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #120 - A Heart of Evil Awakened: Vegeta, Prince of Destruction - TV-PGLV 12:30 - Attack on Titan #32 - Close Combat - TV-14LV 1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul #10 - Aogiri - TV-MAV 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #54 - Fortunes Aren't Right? - TV-14 2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn RE:0096 #22 - Return - TV-14V - END 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #161 - Surname is Sarutobi. First Name, Konohamaru! - TV-14V 3:00 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX #18 - LOST HERITAGE - TV-14 By the way, I also finally watched that Belladonna of Sadness movie I told y'all about three months ago. It was totally worth the bankruptcy.
  15. Rewatched Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 10 Please Teacher! 5 Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 11 Lupin III: Part II 1
  16. You're only allowed to say 300 once four years have passed.
  17. You know, I should care about all this stuff with Bucket, but considering I rarely if ever venture where he posts... I just don't.
  18. Belladonna of Sadness
  19. Did someone threaten to report you to the DeviantArt police again or something?
  20. Speak for yourself, I'm never forgetting the old boards.
  21. At this point, I don't really care anymore.
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