PokeNirvash

I made this while in the middle of rewatching Senran Kagura. I call it, "The Average Black Clover Character". Classism and one-note jokes run far into the ground. Do you need anything more?

One link. One. If it was more than one link, then I'd be concerned.

All the posts I remember being here are still here, clearly Ben's just seeing things. >_>

Oh no, we're allowed. It's just that some people think not venturing into toxic territory to talk about what's discussed there is some horrible thing no one should ever do if their life depended on it.

Crustaceans and chameleon, respectively. MY HERO ACADEMIA - A simple yet effective plan, the best kind of plan. "And now you die." Dammit Bakugo, telling people to die when you really don't intend on killing them has never won you any fans, that shit's the reason Infinite Stratos sucks. Since when has Bakugo shown anyone any mercy? Of course the token pervert would make a comment about sadism. Check it out, it's Deku's estranged twin brother. And there's a skeleton man and a Captain America cosplayer. Everyone hates Bakugo and I fucking love it. What the hell are you doing Eraserhead. I like Blonde Douche when he isn't being a douche to others for the sake of douchebaggery. Bet you're ashamed of how genius your so-called simple plan was now, Deku. And of course, Bakugo finds a way to win anyways. I just realized Todoroki's eyes are two different colors. Oh hey, he remembered her name. I saw this result coming because I'm prone to spoilers, but damn is it still rough to watch. Poor woman's the only human working in an office staffed mostly by meerkats. When it comes to Bakugo, being unbiased is not an option. He's easily the most hateful of the big shounen rivals, and that includes all the edgy ones. To think that five months ago, Deku would've burst into tears a minute into that interaction. This kid needs some anger management, pronto. I like how good of friends those two are now. Easily the manliest arm wrestling match in known history. GG NO RE. God I want Midnight to fuck me. Uraraka's father sounds like he's achieved full Ha-ha-hood. Such a heartwarming moment. T_T CAUTION: ENDEAVOR CROSSING. "Kick my son's ass, boy." I was expecting either Deku to cry or Endeavor to drop some kind of condescending insult, and I'm pleased that neither happened. Uraraka's face. HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE. Nobody likes you, Handjob Man. I wonder if she bought all those tissues in bulk or just waited until halftime to run out and buy a couple hundred boxes. Am I the only one who feels like the USJ incident just came and went super fast and stuff? This show really knows how to pick its cliffhangers. And now they're using puppets to advise against smoking. Truth, j-just stop. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - "Have you already forgotten that!?" Well, they're pretty old, so... Bee truly is the Bullhorn of anime. I like that one guy's arm tattoo. Stray thought: what's the conversion rate for this show's currency? Because at this point, I'm thinking it's around 10 yen to 1 Naruto unit. Dammit Sakura, you don't separate a man from his ramen after already suffering through it once today. Welp, guess that bowl's going to Karin too. Yeahhhhh his prophecies tend to be weird like that. Technically he said someone with "powerful eyes", so it's just as likely that it isn't Sasuke. Friendly reminder that fat size doesn't necessarily equal stupid(ity). This nurse has seen some shit. Clearly your ally is the one you save first. OUTTA MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELLLLLLLLLL. YO YO YO WHAT'S UP MAH NINJAS. You'd be surprised at how many people unironically love terrible rapping. What's the deal with him calling her "princess" anyways? Consider this payback for all the times you let Naruto go into dangerous situations against the Akatsuki despite knowing they wanted what was inside him. Okay, so it's a condescending title. Gaara's known Naruto longer than you, clearly he has seniority here. Lemme guess, the hideaway spot is that animal pleasure resort. "You shouldn't shout," says the guy who shouts all the time. S-Rank resort trip, go! You call that casual clothing? I love seeing these two at odds. Oh hey, didn't notice the Blood Prison posters before. It's a losing battle either way. BORUTO - Even in a position of authority, nobody listens to Shino. SHENRON STYLE. Oh no, Lee's kid is socially awkward. I'm not surprised Boruto went big in favor of going home. "Collective responsibility", I like the sound of that. I honestly don't see Shino as the pranking type. They're just hitting the face in the same spot with a chisel, that won't solve anything. Video game break! Okay, that's easily more damage done to that face than what happened with the runaway train car. "Whose fault is it that we were there in the first place?" Iwabee; if he didn't bring that giant shuriken to school, Boruto wouldn't have stolen it. Okay Shikadai you're kinda goin' straight for the jugular there. Meanwhile, at the winner's house... That's a giant handprint. Like I said once before, "Believe it" was fleeting, but "What a drag" is forever. Temari wears the pants in this relationship, it seems. Metal's VA is really good at emulating the OG Lee voice. Wayyyyy past the apology stage here. The only solution is to Talk no Jutsu him out of it. Or you can just hightail it outta there like a Joestar. Okay, that was honestly a genius strategy, even I didn't see it coming until the end. Oh shit is he gonna open one of the gates. DUCK! Well that solved itself easily. This one background song reminds me of a popular song from the '90s, can't remember the name of it. Something bad happened to Neji didn't it. You say that like he won't take some of the inevitable leftovers to the office for tomorrow's lunch. Not just a video game console, but a ninja video game console! DRAG COUNT: 5. DRAGONBALL SUPER - What the hell is this song even. SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE WORST SONG. Well, at least Vegeta's here. I want one of those giant plates of fried rice. What planet was Sodala again? I almost forgot all about Monaka. I'd make a joke about the Krillin Owned Counter, but seeing how I just finished catching up with DBZ Abridged, that would be beneath me. The Scatter Bullet: Krillin's true ultimate move. I completely forgot Krillin has a new move. So we're no longer calling them Androids then? SENZU BEANS... denied. Who the hell is tha-oh right, baby names. I'm surprised they managed to catch his attention, but then again, it is Vegeta. No need to worry, Whis will handle this. Easiest childbirth ever. Dammit Mr. Satan. "Have you gained weight?" Well he has been dead for over a decade. I also forgot all about Bulma's mom's accent. Satan's better with kids when he's the grandpa and not the creepy uncle. I also want some of that red rice stuff. NOBODY EXPECTS UNCLE YAMCHA. Was that wheels comment in the Japanese version? I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't. But mostly it was Chi-Chi who trained him. Goku knows what he looked like as a kid because muffin button. Is Vegeta even capable of holding a baby? Okay, so maybe he is. Keeping with the names that vaguely sound like undergarments, I see. Reminder that Goku is concerned about the safety of his people but not as much as fighting a bunch of strong guys. Don't be nosy, Yamcha. Oh god his fantasy moment. Whoever he picks, it won't be Yamcha. FLCL ALTERNATIVE - And we're starting off with I Think I Can. (Man that intro's amazing.) And apparently it's also in medias res of the final battle. Against Dark Canti, no less! Huh, they're actually listing all the cast. Pets confirmed for not being in the episode. That is one extremely CGI-animated giant disembodied hand. But what's the purpose of the pins, that's what I wanna know. Kanda's sick and tired of being the only sane adult in this show. Kana's in the middle of a depression right now, it's best not to bother her. You're a good man, Former DJ Present Soba Master Blum. Don't make things more depressing than they already are, girl. Who else thought he was gonna dump it all in like the last two times? God I love this sequel's aesthetic, this was put in the hands of the right people. Aliens, gods and ghosts are all ageless. I love that these two are actually on kinda good terms. Being Teacher Seitz is suffering. If I was capable of crying at fictional works as easily as the rest of you, I'd be crying right now. Ah, so the Vespa belonged to Soba Blum all along. Metaphorical tears, man. T_T Note: Pets died on the way to her home planet. LUNCH TIIIIIIIIME. That's a new intro for Last Dinosaur. Fuck yeah, preventing bad ends! Whoa, surprise Toonami motivational for League of Legends. And even they're embracing the "You Say Run goes with everything" meme. And now for Haruko's side of the story. So are they transporting Earth to Mars, or are they planning on dumping Medical Mechanica there? I'm not really following along as well as I think I should. What he lacks in size, he's more than made up for in technique. Huh, so that's what they mean by "flat earth". Wise words, they'd definitely be better applied to something less apocalyptic. I LOVE EVERYONE. Oh shit, it's Dark Canti's children, out for revenge! Like I said, technique over size. Even her friends are getting in on the robot-killing action. SPLIT IN TWO. "Oh shit, my guitar!" You gotta love the Akira slide. Aww yeah glowy hair. WE THANK YOU MY TWILIGHT NOW. I can totally feel her there, and in the end, isn't relatability to the protagonist's problems what FLCL is all about? I don't know what "Naked Focal Point" is supposed to mean, but it looks amazing. Aaaaaaand they're all gonna die. Holy fucking shit those are clips from FLCL Classic reflected in her! NOW SHE CAN SEE EVERYTHING. So, uh... Good end, or...? Okay, so they're alive, but on Mars, and Earth is all marble-like now. ...I honestly don't know how to feel about this ending, but at least it outshone Progressive in that regard. 9.5/10. ATTACK ON TITAN - Apparently my uncle thought Hange died last episode, so I had to explain to him that getting shot in the shoulder and slammed into a pillar isn't exactly fatal in the world of Titan. Fuck yeah, hidden cave entrances. SHIT COUNT: 2. "That light..." "It's so beautiful!" Eren's lucky he has good friends who put up with his shit. Half-naked weirdo. To think, if Eren hadn't been moved back as soon, he'd be only the second Bryce Papenbrook character to die from falling rubble. Kenny may be a bastard, but he's a surprisingly cool guy regardless. Yep, he's definitely suicidal. It technically ain't whiskey, but by gum Eren's definitely savin' it with this bonehead move. Take that, evil blonde lady. I don't think you're gonna outrun this earthquake, fellas. Presenting the inglorious return of the giant CGI Titans. Like I said, it was a bonehead move that saved their bacon; a true saving of the whiskey, so to speak. Thank you, Eren, for not fucking things up. WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE BASEMENT. A look into Sasha's inner thoughts. I was hoping he'd call it a big-ass Titan. How big was that underground lair even? That big-ass Titan looks like he's pulling a Medical Mechanica. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Okay watching that fucker crawl around makes me physically uncomfortable." And the conspicuous CGI makes it even more disturbing! Yeah, fuck the first king! Well he is suicidal, I'd be surprised if he didn't want to go through with it. How embarrassing, that Armin and Mikasa know Eren's dad better than his own son. Eren's basement has always been important. Yeah, screw your father and his ugly Titan ass! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Levi. I get your guys' point, but who's to say that her reign will be the same as what her father would've wanted it to be? It's a matter of philosophy, you see. Plus she's more than willing to kick ass if need be, royalty or no. Eh, "Reiss Titan" doesn't have the same ring to it as "Big-Ass Titan". JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - Oh yeah, Okuyasu wasn't in last week's episode. Wonder why. Twat-waffle. So STAND users are like magnets, is what you're saying. Koichi's got a girlfriend~. Oh yeah, the first opening also has an EDM remix for these next two episodes. It's actually not that bad, if you like EDM. Scratch that, Koichi's about to get a girlfriend... ~. TOO LOUD OKUYASU. That is a very Toriyama face he's got. AND NOW OKUYASU IS CRYING TWIN WATERFALLS! Holy shit Yukako calm down it wasn't that big a deal. Walk away, boys, walk away. It isn't often that JoJo gets the drop on me, I was expecting Yukako's outburst at some point, sure, but not all that hair. At least they're back on the right foot, I suppose. What a menacing sweater. Yukako Yamagishi: Toonami's resident yandere. "Thank god for trash!" is what I say every time I watch a bad anime to get over an even worse day IRL. That class rep is gonna die. Oh no, she's definitely gonna end up like Danny. Thanks, Okuyasu. Damn you, Yukako, and your sexy evil poses. I know English can't into Japanese, and it appears to be the same in reverse. Congrats, Okuyasu, you did twice as good and yet you still failed. Thank god Josuke's the smart one. After the Lock Incident, it's of best interest to keep Koichi's family out of any STAND-related matters. I'd personally find one or two gross aspects and stick to them and nothing else. SHIT COUNT: 3. Koichi really steals? No dignity! So intense, the rating can't even handle it under ideal intensity conditions. ...Why are you wearing sweatpants? I like the Lucky Land shirt, though. HAPPY OCTOBER, KOICHI. I'm scar-roused. Wherever you are, you won't be needing landlines. Sometimes I wonder who came up with the name "STAND". Yukako's your new mommy now. PLAY THAT ______ ONGAKU, SHIROI BOY. And the worst part is, the soap is Lifebuoy brand! Taishou C is my answer. And apparently the right one too. Easily the most hardcore English lecture in Japanese history. Oh hey, she pronounced her name correctly. Koichi has a hard life, are we sure he isn't the true protagonist of this part? BLACK CLOVER - Last week, Noelle did the impossible for a female character in a shounen and actually improved in her natural skills. The cut for this OP is so bad, I can't even bear to look at it. At least, I can't look at the part where the cut is bad. It's one thing to deal with their individual character tics one at a time, but all together is just too much. Thank god Magna's gimmick is just talking real loud with his Ian Sinclair voice, that easily makes him one of the most tolerable in moments like this. Yami don't discriminate, he'll kill anyone who pisses him off regardless of gender. Inner Noelle is surprisingly adorable. They can fly... underwater, just like Catcher Freeman before them. MY SKYPE CONNECTION! If anyone's never been scared a day in their lives, it's obviously Luck. I don't think I ever expected an anime to use the word "wino" unironically. Ahh, marine life. What kind of a human are you if you don't know the basic swimming strokes? Gauche standing on Asta, why am I not surprised. "You think I care?" That. That's why I'm not surprised. Nero calls dibs on getting there first. He's paying her in cupcakes. And now Black Clover is the music video dump region. It was only a matter of time. It's amazing how so many of these background props look photocopied in. Finally, other living things! According to ANN, Johnny Yong Bosch is one of the voices in that crowd. Yami's a real trendsetter. Hit on them while dressed like Marilyn Manson, bitches love Marilyn Manson. And there's the first real scare of the trip. The Black Bulls are nothing if not impulsive. Not two seconds of screentime, and this old man's already one of the most annoying characters on this show. THANK YOU NOELLE. I... don't think he minds it as much as you think he minds it. Bribery always works. Kill him, Yami. ...Did he just make a Price is Right reference? I hate this old man more than I hate Gauche, and that's saying something. At least the cave's internal structure and environment is varied enough to hold my interest. "It's just you and me, King Crab." Asta's gonna get tentacle raped. HUNTER x HUNTER - I never really got the purpose of deadnaming when you aren't even changing your biological sex. FLUTE SOLO! But the question is, is Palm more or less crazy, now that we've met Yukako? We truckjacking now. Well yeah, that's how elevators work. Dang, even North Korea's elevators are hardcore. "What is that smell!?" Are you talking about your salami leg, their salami leg, his salami leg, or Carl's shoes? The answer: none of the above, it's the stench of death. This wolf dude is really freaking paranoid. ZENO, OUT. Gon's just ready and waiting to kill something, that something being Pitou. I can't wait to see how the asshole of the interact reacted to these foghorn-voice puppet ads. And now you know just how unkillable the APR fairy is. That right there is a pure "keep on truckin'" strut. "Whoatheregoesmybalance." SO MOVING. T_T Wait, so where's all that blood of his coming out of again? Ah yes, I remember that dinner theatre room. Oh, so he's looking to see where everyone else is. Like I said, really freaking paranoid. Good job, you did it, but only barely. Side note: what is up with wolfman's codpiece thong? Makes him look like he came out of a furry fandom reenactment of Reign: The Conqueror. Thank god this show has smart characters. Trust nobody, not even yourself. Now let's get back to our protagonists. Welp, Gon's 'bout to kill that cat dead.

Gaara's known Naruto longer than you, clearly he has seniority here.

YO YO YO WHATS UP MAH NINJAS

OUTTA MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY AT A RING OF THE BELL

This nurse has seen some shit.

Clearly India was all about heartbending, like what Ma-Ti does.

The horrible truth of the Uzumaki presidency.

Dammit Sakura, you don't separate a man from his ramen after already suffering through it once today.

Bee truly is the Bullhorn of anime.

"Have you already forgotten that!?" Well they're pretty old, so...

This show really knows how and where to leave you hanging.

Nobody likes you, Handjob Man.

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE.

Uraraka's face.

"Kick my son's ass, boy."

FUN FACT: Uraraka's father is voiced by the "Ha-Ha!" guy from Black Clover.

God I want Midnight to fuck me.

To think that five months ago, Deku would've burst into tears a minute into that interaction.

When it comes to Bakugo, being unbiased is not an option.

Poor woman's the only human working in an office staffed mostly by meerkats.

I saw this outcome coming because I'm prone to spoilers, but damn that was still rough to watch.