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Chaika: The Coffin Princess: Avenging Battle 1 Neon Genesis Evangelion 10 Ghost Stories 19

Actually, it is the usual schedule, just with extra Dethklok. [crystals meth]

Nope, all I've seen of the franchise is the infamous clip I just posted. Interesting rundown on the killer's history though.

So that explains why Silent Night Deadly Night 2 was so campy ridiculous...

And that speaks nothing of what a balloon of the Rod Reiss Titan would be like...

Sentai's streaming service that replaced Anime Network.

Yozakura Quartet: Hana no Uta 8

Also, did you know that Tsuburaya is actually disallowing the sale of SSSS.GRIDMAN doujins at this year's Comiket?

Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 17

I never had FUNimation Channel. Once again, I feel left out.

A word of assurance for the truly impatient: today, you're finally getting what you've been waiting for all month. jam #05: ボンデージ忍者 Bondage Ninjas Download link below. Y'know, in case it wasn't obvious already. KK 05.pdf

With the startlingly high amount of firearms in that show, I wouldn't be surprised if it did. [such is life in okinawa]

Well, Mob Psycho airing on the block's a start, at least.

Yozakura Quartet: Hana no Uta 7 Senran Kagura: Shinovi Master 1

MY HERO ACADEMIA - AND HE'S OUTTA HEAR! Okay, so general opinion is mixed on Deku's performance, that's relatively concerting. Of course Bakugo doesn't like it when it isn't his dick getting sucked. Fuck off, Endeavor, you failure of a human being. Getting disowned by your son, is that a thing in Japan? I miss Pinako as Recovery Girl. SURPRISE VISITORS! Oh yeah, this is their first time seeing All Might like that. Now's not the time for pessimism, Mineta. That disappointed ribbit. Dammit Deku, self-loathing like this is why 4chan likes Asta more than you. That's our All Might, always finding a way to put a positive spin on things. Oh shit, I wasn't expecting Iida's match to start so early. On that note, nice job with that victory, Iida! Not sure what good acid would do against a shadow being, come to think of it. Mineta not acting perverted for once, it's a Halloweekend miracle. Lookit that, it's Deku's first scar. You speak a lotta sense, Recovery Girl. Let's get serious for a moment. Of all the things I've been spoiled on regarding MHA, All Might being quirkless from birth was not one of them. Clearly his belief paid off, otherwise Deku wouldn't be saying in the narration that he's already the world's greatest hero. Thanks to the promos, we all know how this is going to end. Be careful who you call ugly as a child. Why are Kirishima's fights always the manliest? Ah good, he's worrying about lesser things now. I hate Bakugo, but goddammit I love watching him in action. It's a realistic final four, I'll give them that. I'm glad to see that Deku's at least well enough to see the festival to its end. AND DOWN GOES TODOROKI. ...Well, at least he managed to land a hit. This victory's gotta definitely burns Endeavor's man-butter. You lost the match, and now your brother's been shanked by We Live In A Society Man. No one's having a worse day than Iida right now. "Die, loser!" Everything I hate about Bakugo condensed into two words. HELLZONE GRENADE! "How'm I supposed to commentate when I can't see?" Oh, Present Mic. Next up, battle of the firepowers. Iida's phone must be pretty powerful if his whole self vibrates along with him. Like I said, no one's having a worse day than Iida right now. Why does the Hero Killer sound like Rorschach yet look like a ninja turtle? This guy's lucky he can't stab literal darkness. So how're your bullet wounds treating you, Handjob Man? Well that's disturbing. Even more disturbing is seeing it twice. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Guy's seasickness shouldn't be as hilarious as it is. I'm surprised Naruto's not on the verge of barfing with the rest of them. Canon character cameos? In my filler arc? It's more likely than you think. That's certainly a plausible reason for injecting them in the plot of the episode. Nanase-nanasa-nanakusa, or Nanakusa for short. "So you're the team captain on this mission. That's a first." Of course the fat big-boned guy would want to be called a leftover. One of his first D-rank missions had him gathering herbs (even though the job itself was pulling weeds), so he should have this in the bag. For some reason, Ino femdom sounds very enticing right now. Well, the yellow flower's kind of a hint that it's different. Look, filler characters! And they're capitalists, too. These guys' rhyme is getting old fast. That's our Naruto, always finding a way to put a positive spin on things. An abacus surfboard, only in filler. Because you can't have a shounen anime without at least one poop joke per season. Whitening strips are important, when you're on the TV that much. Herbology's a real bitch. It's a sign, not a cop, so Naruto's going anyway. In more ways than the one, it seems. Clearly the key is to cross the bridge without touching the ropes, or at least touching it with gloves on. And then he contracted hypothermia. "Hell Valley", is that anything like "Valley of the End"? With a name like that, I wouldn't expect it to be anything short of dangerous. Problem-solving through strength in numbers, that's the Naruto way. Yeahhhhh no way they haven't been down here before. Run, it's a giant Gila Monster! Good, its eyes aren't immune. Where there's filler, there's always at least one Rasengan. And in the end, success. Oh you bastard. Twenty bucks says Guy gets seasick again within five minutes. BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS - It's a good thing I never became a college dropout. HE IS ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS. Ninja whiteboard. How can he be a show-off if you didn't seem him "show off" anything? I'm surprised the Sound Village is still a thing. "Are you guys even listening to me!?" Nobody listens to you, Shino. If Boruto took the same written exam his dad did, he'd probably knock out all nine questions, no problem. Thanks for the assist, Mitsuki. He doesn't need your rules and regulations. CHOKEHOLD. He gets his killing intent from his dad. SUCH WEIRDNESS. Damn, Kurenai got old. But at least Shino went back to sunglasses after spending the last four episodes in that ridiculous Milordo Z headpiece. That's a low blow, Kurenai. That's sun with a U, by the way. Shino, you look like the host of a cheesy game show. We have water, cola, orange juice, and purple drank. I love that TA-DAAAAAAA stock sound effect. Good job, Sarada, acceptance of the fun is proof that you're more Haruno than Uchiha. And now hands-free puppetry. IT WAS BUGS ALL ALONG. Wherever he goes, Shino must also fail. Your actions were thoughtful, Mitsuki, but ultimately misguided. It really does suck to be Shino. I bet that commotion over there's Mitsuki's doing. DRAG COUNT: 3. She's definitely Choji's kid, through and through. WHEN CONSTRUCTION WORKERS GO BAD. Huh, guess it wasn't Mitsuki's doing after all. Or maybe it was, it bests me at this point. Chouchou is best girl, even if she's mostly about the snacks. PILEDRIVER! Again, Mitsuki, thanks for the assist. This sequel exists to give Shino the character development he so desperately needed after his very own Filler Hell episode. Holy shit Iruka what the hell happened to your voice. And now he is the possessed. He sounds like he spent all night smoking an entire carton of cigarettes. Next week, Cylon Shino exacts his vengeance. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Android 18, or just 18, narrator, not Number 18. Same to you, Goku. Piccolo will do anything for his surrogate son. Meanwhile, Buu's doing training of his own. I like the look of this universe, whichever one it is. Let the first meeting of the "No Universe 7s Club" commence! Poor Gowasu's the only one who cares about them. Glasses-wearing characters sure love flaunting their intellect. "BRAINS!" "BRAWN!" "BRAINS!" "BRAWN!" "Beauty~." Sucks to be you, Kai 11. Hot damn, Buu got buff. You're lucky Goku won't say no to a good fight, even if it is technically practice. Speaking of which, shouldn't they be not flying while running this practice round? Truly the only thing that can defeat Goku in a tournament is a ringout. Does Satan even know who 17 is? Well, if anything's for sure, he's well aware of the stakes. MEANWHILE, IN SPACE NOIR CITY... Top in a suit, I was not expecting that. This is a surprisingly mellow scene for a franchise as consistently pumped as Dragonball. Cool, we get to see the Pride Troopers in action. Or maybe we'll just get a completely different "No Universe 7s Club" meeting going instead. That's a different way of communicating with everyone else. BECAUSE FUCK BEERUS, THAT'S WHY. You speak more sense than everyone watching this show, Vados. I love this clown's black guy voice. Oh hey, another member of Beerus's race. And he's black too. Their intro was cheesy as all hell, I love it. "You Pride Troopers are such party poopers!" The same can be said for the dialogue, too. Toku. As. FUCK. That looks like some intense meditating. Thanks to TFS, I'll never look at Popo the same way again. Fight Saiyans with Saiyans. Poor Cabba was expecting a much pleasanter call than this. If there's no DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGing involved in this training, I'll be frankly disappointed. I'm actually kind of hyped about seeing 17 again, though. MOB PSYCHO 100 - Huh, so that's what Crunchyroll's vanity plate looks like. Not two minutes in, and I can already see the similarities to OPM. So this is what happens when you reach your ceiling... What a bunch of weirdos these guys must be. At least, just the afro guy with his tongue out and the Suishu ball is a weirdo. ENGLISH TEXT! I doubt anyone would take you seriously with a face like that. I like this dude and his smooth talker nature. To be fair, carbon dioxide can be poisonous of you inhale too much of it. An ugly man for an ugly woman. I'd buy snake oil from this guy. BURRRRRRRRRRRN. I love this guy. Hey look, it's the father of that butt-chinned kid Saitama saved from that lobster dude. And then he became a maze. Not so skeptical now, are you? POCKET SALT! You can't believe everything you read on the Interweb, Reigen. And now we play the waiting game. SPIRITUAL SLEEP, ENGAGED. You can't go wrong with a powerful psychic with a monotone expression as your protagonist. I'm surprised, they actually pulled out the Japanese credits for this one. 300 yen is definitely not half of all those bills. BURRRRRRRRRRRN. Kind of like Saitama, then. I want that poster. MORE ENGLISH TEXT! Mmm, omurice. Mob's family are good people. And here I thought naming cities after numbers was ridiculous... There's the obligatory middle school crush, and her vegetable-headed friends. The answer is -12. BACKGROUND CHARACTER OF THE WEEK: That girl sitting diagonally from Mob with the huge floofy hair. A 3% increase, how threatening. Fighting suburban legends is always fun. That's a more believable "absolutely everyone in the vehicle died" story than that limo headline from a month or so back. Not now, he's busy watching the ants. They could be chimera ants, I'm not sure. So what you're saying is that they could make it out, but without one of their arms. He pronounced "exorcise" weird, but then again, I've always heard it pronounced the same as "exercise". Mob feels everything. By the way, yes, that is Saitama as his flip-phone wallpaper. "...I've made a terrible mistake." Okay, that is honest to god a hilarious way to die. POCKET SALT PUNCH! REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "You dumbass you know regular salt doesn't work." Hey, until he buys the purified stuff, he has to work with what he's got. Hmm, so the plot thickens. Fair enough, but for all you know, that ancient spirit could have placed the peel there just for you and your gang. Yeah, that spirit definitely looks like bad news. Good job, Mob, you did it. "You could at least say you're a psychic for fun!!" Good ending, achieved. Wow, more English cast than I was expecting. And yet none of it credits anyone with Mob's mother. Tonight, we dine on ramen! ATTACK ON TITAN - If there's anyone I'd trust to oversee the prep for Historia's coronation, MP Dandy isn't a bad choice. And now we return you to Kenny's backstory, already in progress. Takes a lotta guts to take a knife to the arm like that. My, Kenny, what a big mouth you have. I wish I could hear this rant without the narration. Cowboy Kenny might not be threatening, but he's certainly got style. Looks like he's visiting a prostitute. A dead prostitute, no less. Shota Levi sure has seen better days. So was Kenny his father or his uncle or... And that's how Levi was shaped into the man he is today. STOMP 'IM IN THE NUTS! Okay, so he's his uncle, then. Damn this guy aged fast. SHIT COUNT: 5. Fuck you, blonde lady, I'm actually kinda glad you're dead. I'm also glad that Kenny actually disagrees with her deep down. What's so compassionate about not wanting to kill all the Titans, I wonder. Holy shit this episode sure is flyin' by super-fast. I still have no idea what the "undead" in this Overlord flick are supposed to be. Clearly Kenny didn't think this plan of his through. As for me, I'm drunk on anime. Why didn't I guess that Levi wouldn't know his own last name? Devilspeed, Kenny Ackerman. T_T7 We now return you to Historia's coronation, already in progress. Eren's surrounded by crazy bitches. It's natural to be terrified of doing something when you actually get to it. So it meeting things halfway regardless. THIS PLEASES MIKASA. Levi loves you guys too, no matter how much he refuses to admit it the other 99% of the time. Meanwhile, Reiner doesn't feel so good. SASQUATCH TITAN IS BACK. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Who the fuck are you?" The Aryan Superman. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - So... threatening-looking meal preparation is the reason for the graphic violence warning this week? I guess. How nice of them, to pay their respects to Keicho after he almost murdered them both. Putting a restaurant next to a cemetery is a genius idea; less travel time to get to the place of the coveted post-funeral feast. I, too, am digging the vibe. IT'S THE RETURN OF THE GRATUITOUS ITALIAN ACCENTS! So does this mean Golden Wind is gonna go whole-hog on the accents too? I have trouble believing that "Trussardi" is a copyright-protected surname. TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: Frutti di mare means seafood. "Where you're eating, you won't be needing menus." That's a neat ability, I wonder what my hands are saying right now... "If it's a little disgusting, we don't have to pay for it; we can just complain and leave." Spoken like a true Joestar. I want to try that water. OKUYASU IS CRYING TWIN WATERFALLS! That water sounds worth the risk to me! Okuyasu, you're precious. He feels like the value of money written on his clothes. If not for the cheese and bread, I'd actually be able to eat that without hulking out. This episode is pretty much just Okuyasu reacting to eating Italian food and I love it. If you want dynamic duos, might I suggest Zenyatta and Mondatta? There's your Megalobox advertisement, Toonami, no need to waste money on a promo you'll likely make anyways and knock it outta the park with. That's a dick move, but I ain't mad about it. Welp, there's your graphic violence, aggressive over-itching. Huh, so now I know how dead skin works. Our Italian friend looks like he has a fierce boner right now. That's a lotta shoulder dandruff. You aren't a Joestar if you're not overly suspicious about the little things. Olives on Italian food is the right way to do it, fight me if you disagree. Thank you for the prostitution history, narrator. Chili flakes also go great with Italian cuisine. You haven't lived until you've eaten the hot stuff, you're really missing out Okuyasu. Wait, you mean the pasta isn't the main course? So you're saying the pasta's an enemy STAND? The temptation to eat Italian this week is only strengthening, the more I watch Okuyasu wolf it down. And out goes the cavity tooth. SHIT COUNT: 3. Physically impossible yet endlessly entertaining, as to be expected from classic JoJo. Devil tomatoes! Clearly the STAND is in the process of fixing your diarrhea problem. Oh yeah, main courses are usually mostly meat. And now a devil puppy! So he finally shows his inner Mussolini after all this time. Leave it to Araki to murder another dog to make a point. FINGER LICKING GOOOOOOOOOD~! "For the love of god, drop the meat!" is something I'd hear from a JOI porn video, but hearing it from JoJo is just as plausible. In the end, the result were that graphic after all. Take the Lifebuoy, Josuke. Truly it was worth the excruciating experience. Oh good, the dog's all better. Good, so he's a naturally occurring STAND user, like the non-Joestar Stardust Crusaders. Hey, be glad you aren't cleaning the kitchen with a toothbrush. Even the girliest of foods taste absolutely amazing when prepared just right. From what I've read, this whole main plot was actually Araki self-parodying his "STAND User of the Week" format. From what I've seen, he succeeded with flying colors. The fake-out dog murder was a nice touch, if I may say so myself. The narrator also works for the Speedwagon Foundation, who would've guessed? Welcome back, Joseph. BLACK CLOVER - Fun thought: if Deku and Luck switched series, I bet Deku would be scared shitless by all the Black Bulls' various one-note personalities, while Luck would pick a fight with Bakugo in the first five minutes. SUDDENLY VETTO. Let's break the action and see how these guys are doing. I dunno, it's kinda hard to look up at the moon when you're underwater. Ha-Ha, you don't know shit about the Midnight Sun, do you. Well, at least Luck's satisfied. Were we ever informed that he was capable of making clones of himself? Ah, it's Black Clover, who cares if we found out about it already or not? It feels good to see fear in this old man's face. That's our Yami, shitposting his way out of even the hairiest of problems. Between his white eyes and gliding hand, this dude doesn't impress me. If you can't get in on the action, pep talk the fuck out of those that are. "Die and I'll kill you." Welp, that's going in the montage. Oh god Asta's grin. I'm not sure if he should feel lucky or unlucky that he's going up against the two most stubborn members of the team. These "becoming your parents" Progressive commercials should just fucking die already. That feel when you've got a smile on your face but you can't help but think pessimistically. And now Magna knows what it feels like to be the sane one. ISUTA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Oh hey, flashback time. Love or hate 'em, you can tell Sinclair's having a lot of fun playing his characters, Magna included. Wait, I thought Asta was your bestie. Welp, second place's good too. And now we get it from his perspective. I think I remember that scene from all the way at the start of the show. For a second there, I thought his forehead was going to sprout that third eye from the opening. It's a good thing Asta can at least sense something. Just make sure you don't run into anything while you're "tranced". Magic whispering comes easy to their kind. That's a lotta blood. Wait, doesn't Asta outrank them? I feel like I should come up with better comments for the moments in this series even resembling hype. Oh well, at least there's always the replies to Angel. Speaking of... REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "Well that was half an hour of my life I'm not getting back." That makes 22 hours now! HUNTER x HUNTER - Never underestimate the depths of Gon's rage. Don't fret, Killua. You still have Meleoron. Cheetu, you dumbass, don't pick a fight with a professional assassin. Especially one who's in the process of feeling bad about a civilian casualty. Okay, for as much as I was expecting that, I still got spooked. Guess it really is October. FUCK YOU, CHEETAH-MAN, YOU DESERVED THAT. Avdol may be gone from this dimension, but his voice lives on in Killua's dad. You all still have Meleoron! A quick getaway, as to be expected from the voice of Young Joseph. Holy shit, Knuckle, you are insane. Especially since the cheetah is now dead. Shirtless Knuckle is safe, for now. Holy shit those stairs have seen better days. Personally, I'd be thankful if he spared me, but I understand your frustration. Yeah, Chimera Ants aren't exactly bright. Just take a look at Cheetu and his desiccating corpse. TOO MANY ERRORS. Clearly Knuckle is in need of some good Italian food. Go punch him, Knuckle, as pointless as it may be. SUCH MANLINESS. YEP. TOTALLY WATCHIN' BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. Those cocoon eyes are very creepy. Sucks to be Youpi. I can't take Transformed Youpi seriously when he looks like a bootleg One Piece character. I bet the conspiracy theories in his head are piling up right about now. Well shit that doesn't look good. UNYIELDING RAAAAAAAGE! It's all economics terms with this guy. The conclusion Menthuthuyoupi reached... was Selflessness. Welp, they're boned.

Ghost Stories 18 and My Hero Academia 24

His mom said that a villain "got" Tensei, not that one "killed" him. For all we know, he could just be in critical condition.

Why does the Hero Killer sound like Rorschach yet look like a ninja turtle?

HELLZONE GRENADE! Oh, Present Mic.

"Die, loser!" Everything I hate about Bakugo condensed into two words.

...Well, at least he managed to land a hit.

I hate Bakugo, but goddamn I love watching him in action.

Why are Kirishima's fights always the manliest?