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Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.

Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 14

No.

Senran Kagura 7 Yozakura Quartet: Hana no Uta 2

For fuck's sake he only said that as a joke.

Okay, so what's his debilitating ailment?

It says "Adults 18-49" at the top. You tell me, speedreader.

Dude. It's anime. It's not that big a deal.

"You're my harem and I love you, but... you're terrible. You're all terrible."

Thanks, guys. Feels good to be recognized beyond my home turf.

How can homosexuality not be real if lesbians are real?

If giving other people gifts was part of birthday tradition, then consider this my reverse birthday gift to you all. jam #02: 手つかずの事件簿 Untouched Case Files Download link below. Two protagonists are better than one. KK 02.pdf

Hopefully when they catch up to the most recent stuff.

Eh, doesn't bother me as much as Cartoon Network trying to force me to like Teen Titans GO! more than Gotham.

DT Eightron 2 The Dan Deacon/Bachman Turner Overdrive fusion soundtrack is best background song, while the OP remains the best song overall.

DT Eightron 1 (rewatch) Senran Kagura 6

apathy

The chief director used to work for GAINAX, so I'd say that's what you're seeing.

You're correct about the writer being completely new to the anime medium, at least.

Does walking like an Egyptian bring to mind walking to Egypt?

MY HERO ACADEMIA - "Sorry for that long wait." No worry, it was only a week. So whose idea was it to nickname her the "Assassin" anyways? Between her saintly personality and her literal crown of thorns, this chick is totally Lady Anime Jesus. Aww, Kaminari's in love. Speaking of love, I love this Vegas-style fight tune. WHEYYYYYYY. Shut up, Blonde Douche. "I hate that guy." Don't we all. That one faceless audience dude has Sasuke hair. Deku, you're autistically mumbling again. All the sound effects are bouncing off Bakugo's face. This is familiar yet different enough to avoid giving me any Nam flashbacks to high school. Best boy and best woman interacting with one another, it's a Columbus Day miracle. Fuck me, Midnight. She's using Iida for a product demo. This is some groovy music, I should probably look up the soundtrack later. And then the match was an infomercial. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Ochaco's sick of Deku's mumbling, she's getting outta here. I agree, what is the deal with her horns. Goddammit Mineta, this isn't Ikki Tousen, let alone Master of Martial Hearts. TOO MANY PELVIC THRUSTS. You can't not applaud Mina's uppercut right there. Nobody screws Mineta but life. Mt. Lady wishes she was inside that stadium. Protip: always plan ahead, and I mean way ahead. There, there, Momo. You better believe she's upset. They introduced that A vs. B screen just for that similarity joke didn't they. Uraraka's game face. Bakugo don't discriminate, because he hates everyone equally. Deku, Iida and Uraraka: the three best buddies. Friendly reminder that rivalry doesn't mean you have to hate the other guy's guts. DOUBLE KO. Whoever twitches first wins. Pink side-ponytail is the best background girl of the week. Kick his ass, Uraraka. That's a face even a mother could beat into a bloody pulp. Morning music, or mourning music? BORUTO'S DAD SHIPPUDEN - SNAAAAAKES! Why, oh why, did it have to be snakes!? Oh boy, Kabuto's gone full snake man. Why's the circle pink, aren't those normally green. He doesn't hate Sasuke like everyone else does, so I think he's got the whole "no hatred" part down. Yes, that's definitely a natural reaction to a middle-aged man barfing up a frog with an elongated torso. "And not even the Hokage that came after him either." Which one, the 3rd or the 5th? Welp, so much for that historic site. Hmm, that's some context I don't remember from the first time. Thank you, Yamato. God Toshiyuki Tsuru is a better director than most of the other Naruto staff. Depression, who needs it? Grosser than eating bug ramen. NINJA FROG KICK. Sounds like a place where animals go to have inter-species sex. This is easily the longest music video aired during the Naruto slot, to the point where even I wanted it to just get over and done with already. Ah, the days when Anko was thin. I don't remember those cracks being in Madara's mask before. SURPRISE EDO TENSEI CLONES. Took me longer than I'd have liked to recognize Nagato. In absorbing Orochimaru's will, Kabuto also absorbed his homolust for Sasuke. I have a feeling who's inside that big coffin, but I won't say who because spoilers. Hi there, random southern JYB. Fuck I love this ending theme. NARUTO'S SON NEXT GENERATIONS - I like that Shikamaru's the new narrator. Oh hi Blonde Shinji. They seriously couldn't find a clean version of the OP for this cut? "For god's sake, Boruto, don't group fistbump the class." It's like Hinata's truly fit for motherhood. "What a drag." Like father, like son, indeed. You know your mother beat the crap out of the guy you're calling cool once, right? I'm currently watching Evangelion, so it's surreal hearing Shinji's voice come out of the mouth of this smartass kid. He gets his sharp tongue from his dad. Being a ninja is all about the gymnastic skills. That one kid is totally Brooklyn Josuke. Not a big fan of this dude's personality, but I love his voice and the passion he's putting into this speech. This episode is all about the coattails. "Believe it." No way, the ads actually know what they're sponsoring this time. Is it wrong that I want Shino to bang Fat Anko? "...Where are my students?" Those giant hands look familiar. That's some sharp shit, Blonde Shinji. "You made me get my clothes all dirty." And yet I can't see a speck of dirt on them. Gothloli and Brooklyn Josuke are the best background kids. LOGGED. And now for some surprise buttse-whup, never mind. I habeeb it's pronounced "cat-ra". POCKET SAND BOMB. Ah, so he's stupid, then. I love that his clones have their own consciouses and personalities. Or maybe he's just a poor studier. This show's even crazier about the coattails than Black Clover is about ham. STONE SLEDGEHAMMER NO JUTSU. Shinji dropping some wisdom up in this bitch. And that's how he became popular. It's amazing how twenty years later, Spike Spencer is still capable of the classic Shinji voice. I await the inevitable episode where Inojin screams at the top of his lungs. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Caught up with DBZ Abridged the other day, and all I'll say is that Krillin is a lucky man. See? Space Lorax. Whether or not Goku is the villain is up to you. This Clown Destroyer's black guy voice is great, I'm gonna start calling him Homie because of it. BURRRRRN. Of course Satan would know that muscles aren't equal to skill. He's called Top because he's top-heavy, those legs are very comparatively thin. EXTRA JUMBO. Of course the Great Saiyaman would like his hero speech. Damn, this guy's moves are good. JUSTIIIIIICE. I'll admit, even I kinda want Top to win this one. FINGER BULLETS. And now for some real surprise buttsex. Whis is the real MVP of this show. Yep, definitely sounds like he's in very real pain right now. His pupils are lines, that ain't good. When he goes blue, it don't matter what you do, or something. Goku the Executionator. Damn you, El Grande Padre. "I accept your offer, but refuse your handshake." He's happy because he's already cast aside all his worries about universal annihilation. Better to worry about it when it's 48 minutes away from happening than right now. Naturally Goku would not know what a hiatus is. That's way too short a wait. And if Hit had siblings, I doubt they'd be as strong as him. I'm thinking Beerus is worrying a little too much over this. You're damn right Whis loves it. Again, the real MVP. I'm pretty sure destroying planets based on the quality of their food counts as "willy-nilly". FLCL ALTERNATIVE - Aww, Loli Kana. And that's how she made her first friend. I understand the girls wearing the swim caps, but why the guys? Mossan doesn't even care that she's huge and that's cool by me. Shirtless Teacher Seitz at 2:00! Oh great, we apocalypse bullshit now. That Kana's dad lying there, he seems to be the only one who reads cryptic newspapers in this show. Sure, Medical Mechanica may be behind the hotter than usual weather, but haven't these people considered that maybe, I dunno... summer's the time for hot weather!? Guess she's finally sick of all the press conferences. A giant iron in the mountains, a giant iron by the sea. Literal nobodies. I love bitchmode Prime Minister lady. Haruko the volleyball champ is still running strong. Don't take calculus lightly, high school children. What the fuck is up with your face dude. BEN-GAY IN THE FACE. That whole family's made of gossips, I tell ya what. It's so hot that even the handle of the giant iron is starting to bubble under the surface. Of course Haruko's solution is to blow the damn thing up. Nice, he kept that toy gun. OKAY, NOT A TOY GUN. So it's like a real-world rapture, this migration movement. Tomomi's mom looks pretty fine. This room is depressingly plain. Cute picture. Well shit this got dark in a hurry. This carjacking is brought to you by the only consistent character in this franchise. "Everything in my life was made up of lies." Okay, something's telling me you're treating this as being way deeper than it actually is. A girl your age shouldn't touch that with your bare hands! See, I toldja. And then the terminal core became the hand. FUCK YEAH LAST DINOSAUR. Sometimes a futile effort is better than making no effort at all, I like this guy's way of doing things. Tarzan Haruko. This episode was brought to you by the ADA of Japan. Now for the tears. I'm not sure which one's the crappier friend. N.O. ACTIVATED. And they didn't even need the flowerpot for this one. "Oh yeah." Haruko forgot all about that. At that height, she's gonna die. She named her "KANA-BOON" after the band. Phew, they both made it. It's nice to see they made up. ...Or maybe not. He called the PM a hack, is he allowed to do that? "I swear, things weren't this depressing with Takkun or Hibaji." Next week, Canti's children seek revenge for their dadbot's already forgiven crucifixion last season. ATTACK ON TITAN - Starting with the OP this time, already I'm expecting things to get serious. Oh great, now Eren's the one having Nam flashbacks. Using their visibility against them, smart move. Looks like firing arrows is Sasha's thing now. When you've got all these people killing each other Spiderman-style, who needs Titans to have action? STOP, KENNY TIME. Ackerman v. Ackerman, and Ackerman v. someone who isn't an Ackerman. I love this random rapping. Finally, he managed a hit on him. Welp, Hanji's down, what's the point of it anymore. That giant net's not gonna stop them. I already knew the Walls were Titans, but not in this context. And that explains why Reiner wasn't too pleased with Eren being the Coordinate. At this point I'm so burned out for comments that I'm just gonna keep watching until one comes to me. That said, damn Kenny's more complex than I gave him credit for, and what the hell are you doing Historia. That's the body count of everyone that matters. Oh yeah, Ymir was a character in this show. Thank you, Historia, for being the only sane one. FUCK YEAH HISTORIA. SHIT COUNT: 4. Well crap, that don't look too good. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - It seems like gruesome shit always happens whenever this radio show is on the air. Well, otaku do take their objects of interest more seriously than everyone else. You're a good boy, Koichi. Careful what you say out loud, someone might overhear you. Nice, their lockers are done up America-style. It's Josuke's evil counterpart: Brooklyn Josuke! This is Perman, for those unaware. Gah, that's the second time his throat's been hit this week! "Just like that, another one bites the dust." Subtle foreshadowing, show. Original name: Surface. Welp, so much for Josuke's eye. Thanks for the assist, Koichi's STAND. Josuke and Koichi, the other good friends. Meanwhile, looks like someone's got a crush on one of them. "This hold music better be damn good." The line for room 324 was destroyed, you mean. Never mind, guess it got fixed after the Chili Pepper incident. Well, there's the screw in the middle of his forehead, that's a pretty obvious means of telling them apart. Should I hope that cinderblock to the head wasn't fatal, or would that be unwise? Well that Subway commercial was as dumb as the heroes featured in it. This short dude is like the epitome of being an incel. Get rejected by your STAND copy one time, and apparently you're a misogynist for life. That one guy looks like he was the Okuyasu of his day. Thank you, not-so-random flying shard of glass. You gotta love that good ol' Joestar intellect. THE CROSSING FROM HELL. For being non-fatal, Koichi's stand is extremely useful. Oh good, they made it on time. Random turtle. "Why would I take a pen out of Jotaro's pocket? Unless I was planning on stabbing him with it...!" I hope Star Platinum beats the shit outta this little gremlin. Or those guys, that works too. SHIT COUNT: 5. They're gonna gang-rape him, aren't they. Go away, Chili Pepper, it's not your time yet. BLACK CLOVER - Gauche, standing on your broom while flying won't automatically make you cool, especially when 85% of your screentime still consists of you being a bigger siscon than your average imouto anime protag. Don't be a coward, Noelle. Given the way the song was structured, there was no way a cut of this was gonna turn out adequate. With great leadership comes great amounts of paperwork. Finral's gonna fap with that puppeteering hand later, I guarantee it. EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT, I SAY. I love that Yami's just as sick of them acting all one-dimensional in unison as the rest of us watching this. And thank god Asta and Noelle are too busy training listening to the local entertainment to deal with all that. Asta's sparkly eyes have their own broken base, of which I am on the "for" side. "What's an idol?" You two really need to watch yourselves some Hoshiiro Girldrop. And apparently, Noelle lacks knowledge of basic economic concepts. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "Do you have a song that can make me less fucking angry at this show?" I do, but sadly the third opening's time has passed. DAMN YOU RICH PEOPLE. Friendship acquired. Fuck yeah, a Queen movie. I think I'm gonna check that one out. Not an hour after meeting them, and she already ships those two. Asta makes not thinking about anything look easy, and I'm not sure if that should be considered a compliment or an insult. HER FAMILY IS DICKS, ENOUGH SAID. Is it wrong to pray that a meteor crash-land on the Silver Eagles' headquarters and just wipe them all out? Some people have abusive siblings, others have a fetish for nuns. Scratch that, it's now 86% of his screentime. "No really, I couldn't drink another drop..." Bullshit. Asta approves of Noelle's use of his catchphrase. Poor Gordon. Finally, some peace and quiet for Yami. And then Asta had a Brain Blast. Just imagine your siblings dying horribly, that should make it work. Thank god, Gauche is using the 14% non-siscon part of his screentime for once. DOUBLE MAGNA. Of fucking course her best memories are with Asta. You see that? That's character development. I'm probably the only one who spotted the hidden Gordon in the middle of Noelle's bitchslap. "Why are there sheep?" Does it really matter, 14% Gauche? Custom fireworks, go. HUNTER x HUNTER - And the Selection attendees are just standing outside as all of this goes down. Don't disturb Gon, he's got his game face on. "Take me." Where, exactly? That's nice, he conjured up a ride for them. I'm personally unsure how one could possibly interpret "Let's go" wrong. In the meantime, let's see how Ikalgo talks himself out of this one. Ohhhhhh he fucked up and called him Hagya, he's a goner now. Well, that went down better than I expected it to. Wait, do butterfly wings actually have scales? REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "My psychological state is just equal parts anger and thirst." Anger at Black Clover's existence, thirst for Shirtless Knuckle? A butterfly cocooning himself? It's official, this fruit doesn't know how animal evolution works. Oh yeah, I forgot he could delete things with a touch. Manly tears are serious business. Time makes no sense, you feel me? So it can say other things. "And all the while, I'm standing here unhurt..." So that whip to the face Youpi gave you doesn't count? It's gun seeing someone else react to the APR creature for the first time. IMPALEMENT... averted. Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high... Thank god, it has nothing to do with Pouf. I fear for his life, but not for his sake alone.

Couldn't have put it more perfectly.

Well he did have that crush on Sakura for the longest time.

It's amazing how twenty years later, Spike Spencer is still capable of the classic Shinji voice. I await the inevitable episode where Inojin screams at the top of his lungs.

Shinji dropping wisdom up in this shit.