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PokeNirvash

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  1. 🤣 I'm sorry, this is just too hilariously out of left field for me to be mad (or desperate for a meteor to impact the earth) at.
  2. Cinderella Boy 12
  3. That's just common sense. Which is something a lot of people lack.
  4. Mobile Suit Gundam 5
  5. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH [now listen, yo!]
  6. Three-drink limit, got it. "Toonami will be right back... right now." VENTO AUREO - Of everything wrong with Zombie Bruno's body right now, the melting skin on his face disturbs me the most. Doppio's way too nice for his split personality. Oh no, he's gone blind and deaf. Never mind, he just too enlightened to give a shit anymore. Oh hi Mista. Doppio, you precious idiot. 🤣 This shit is what OOC tweets are made of. Oh shit it's an actual phone this time. Her boss-father senses are tingling! Guess his vision's just wicked blurry then. Double never mind, it's just rough soul-sensing. If Foley were still here, he'd be calling shenanigans left and right over this. Part of me was hoping the Redheaded Teenage Badass would break that bottle against the guy's head instead of the pillar above. That house must've been where he was living when this season first premiered. If only the real Trish was there to hear those kind words. Polnareff likes to watch. "Plus ones go directly into the hell basement with the Pillar Men." When all else fails, call him a misogynist; he'll be either too offended or bewildered to try anything. I can only imagine how extra FUNi would've made this line. Oh Polnareff, you and your perverted similes. HE KNOWS THAT HE KNOWS THAT HE KNOWS. Flashback time! Nice to see Enyaba's character design hasn't changed any since Part 3. TRULY BIZARRE. Part 5 Part 3 Jotaro isn't real, he can't hurt you. I do love me some dual-perspective flashbacks. His STAND made ZA WARUDO look like mere child's play. "GAH, MY SEXY EYE!" Shit, I knew he lost his legs, but one of his arms too? REPLY TO ANGEL: "How did he even escape he had like one limb left." Speedwagon Foundation airlifted him out once Diavolo left the scene. If not for prosthetics and his will to live, he'd have been long dead by now. Oh, and human arm transplants, too. "My binoculars weren't there before!" From nottie to hottie in just ten seconds of erased time. Nothing says development like Polnareff going from meeting God at the top of the stairs to meeting the Devil at the bottom. BLOOD CLOCK, GO! Nice, he managed to land a blow, as expected from one of the Stardust Crusaders. Oh, what's this now? KAKYOINED. And that's another one down. SHIT COUNT: 3. That man there is your next attempt at doom, Diavolo. Hmm, so DDR machines feature Love Live characters now... ASS CLASS - Poor Koro-sensei. "Crying in the Sandbox" sounds like the name of a song by an emo band working to graduate to full-blown death metal. CONSECUTIVE NORMAL SIDEWAYS JUMPS. Your rubber knives are no match for his CQC. I think I have a mini-Lego replica of that exact same castle in my bedroom. Karasuma is the Hadley to Koro-sensei's Mr. Sakata. Nice of you to join us, Redheaded Teenage Badass. And the show's token femboy knows him. HANDSHAKE OF DEATH. I love this guy. One can only imagine the number of badly beaten bodies he left in his wake... It's taking all of his willpower to not put an Andy Bernard-sized hole in it. "Tell that to your tentacles." Mmm, gelato. As Earl Hickey would say, you never know in what way karma [with a capital K] will strike next. "Give us a taste of your ugly side." Clearly you weren't here for the stolen nameplates incident. Protagonists who don't give a shit about what others think are my favorites. He has only so much money to spend on gelato in the world. I'MMA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BACKGROUND DOUCHEBAGS. Or better yet, I'll let Karma do it for me. "Octopus" is just a name that rolls off his back, like "autist" is with me. The octopus is his spirit animal, is what you're saying. This dude has a real sense for cinematic timing. And murderizing assholes that the show frames as kind of actually deserving it for being one-dimensional. I'm starting to think TOM has some serious issues with humans in general. Nothing but coins, that's rough. ZOIDBERG NOOOOOO. Physical wounds heal, mental wounds fester, and that's the Monarch way. KARMA MAH BOI. I don't think takoyaki is breakfast food, unless Japan does things different. Fuck yeah, math! Oh no, he did his nails. Home ec: the one class too poor for Kunugigaoka's general student body. Austin Tindle's character is being non-consensually feminized, wonder where I've seen that before. Now this is an aesthetic backdrop. C'MON, MAN! Open your third eye... What a shock, he actually had a teacher who liked him. He's not afraid of death, and that's the point where I quit identifying with him in any capacity. Spoke too soon, this guy deserves a beating just as bad as that "star pupil" likely deserved his. But I guess wrecking his office and making him fear for his life is decent enough punishment for acting like an irredeemable traitorous douchenozzle out of nowhere. SAFETY NET. "Is there anything these tentacles aren't capable of?" Bringing Ed Elric's mom back to life, for one. He's even got a cat-ear headband for him. THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU. Stay classy, Karma Akabane. I've got your back, even if Angel and that teacher you unpersoned don't. "Hey kid, wanna /ss/?" BLACK CLOVER - The cold open narration and opening theme are what truly ease me into whatever hot B.S. Black Clover has for us each week. Oh hi prairie dogs. Their verbal chemistry's really improved since their VAs got hitched. Secre/Nero truly is the second best Black Bull. Damn, Yuno can fly!? Unfortunately for you guys, Nero has already won. The town may have burned, but at least the crops are safe. "Aw shit, here comes Asta." He's not embarrassed, he's just disinterested. The priest has gotten a lot better since he started appreciating Asta more. Ah, fake news. They'd have snipped out the picture, but they're too poor to afford scissors, so it was easier to just frame the whole paper. Either they got adopted or they got kidnapped, either way some adult came in and took them all. Or maybe they're just entering the "back to school" season that I only now managed to exit. I'd post that Shadbase comic panel I photoshopped Asta into here, but I won't. Deny it all you want, Yuno, it still probably happened. It's a real shame that statue had to break. You keep doing those one-handed push-ups, kid. Half of those kids either have only heard of Asta and Yuno, or still have their parents. Bell's like one of those Skydancer dolls, and I want this to happen to her. Sucks to be you, Bell. I'm still surprised Sister Lily has a last name. Oh boy I'm gonna need all the booze for this one, and it's only noon where I'm writing this exact sentence. The more things change, the more they stay the same, they suppose. FUN FACT: Dallas Reid and Jill Harris (Asta and Noelle's VAs) announced their engagement the day before this episode aired in Japan, so Noelle freaking out over Asta's completely unrelated-to-her proposal is sort of a reverse hilarious in hindsight situation. I wonder if all these rejection punches have rendered Asta immune to waterboarding. The irony was, he was thinking that, just towards a different person. Eh, waterboarding would probably come off as a mere annoyance to him. Secre's too tired for these idiots. Part of me's still amazed that Tigtone got picked up for a full series order. And then they were guest lecturers. DID SOMEBODY SAY MUSCLES? I never got to know the joys of running laps in preschool, I blame that plus my 100 yard dash starting speeds for my inability to run long distances for shit. That leaves Yuno to learn the joys of being the little girl. And Secre's got a mustache for some reason. At least you've got just the bib and not a diaper to go with it. Yuno's just as awkward with expressing sympathy as Sheldon Cooper. Tap into your inner MILF, Yuno. Ah yes, where Yuno got the best one and Asta's arrived five hours behind schedule. I barely remember these two, but considering that was all the way back in episode 1, I don't blame myself for forgetting. Because of course redemption is cheap in the world of Black Clover. WIZAAAAARD. "You see, children, a grimoire is a lot like a penis..." He is really passionate about his craft. So many pot-potatoes, they're starting to dimension-slip into the GKA-verse. This kid is still so tsundere. He's even doing the whole gross-tasting energy drink routine. You know you're talking to Licht's skull, right? Asta only cries when it's appropriate, not when it's convenient like with Deku. I'm honestly proud of these two for making it so far in so long. EQUALITY, FUCK YEAH. Have you ever been so desperate for a high, that you resorted to huffing jenkem instead of smoking clean drugs like a normal person? SHIPPUDEN - As I figured, the basket was their means of escaping with him. But the real question is, how's Naruto going to sneak his way back to them? Poor kid knows nothing of the outside world. "You can, but you'll need to disguise yourself while you do." He turned back into himself while asleep, that's sure to raise some eyebrows. Ah yes, the traditional Japanese breakfast consisting of several small portions of food not normally had for breakfast in the States. You say that like foodie tours are a bad thing. Oh right, the Akatsuki are here too. It's Naruto, of course he's gonna screw something up, the question is what. Oh no not those two again. What a surprisingly applicable piece of advice. "Plan" is a fun word to say, but not as fun as "sham". Here I thought they were gonna hit up the sushi place next. Only one episode's worth of screentime, and those three can read him like a book. THERE'S SO MANY LAYERS TO DAVE FANTASTIC NEGRITO. Well, at least he broke his cover doing something he's just better at. Samurai training is serious business, especially when there's an impostor afoot. Aw shit, he said the thing! You're sound pretty Sarada there, Princess. I do love this classic soundtrack when it kicks in just right. He must've escaped through the window, or at least a vent of some sort. Well this conversation sure deepens things a little, for filler. Sometimes I forget that Deidara has a cybernetic eye. KILLER PUPPETS. Aaaand here's the point where I'm once again faced with a drought of comments, and am instead paying attention to the plot without going for a play-by-play. Oh hey, he knows ninja stuff too. Don't fuck with a samur-oh shit, poison acupuncture. Well, that ended tragically on one end, but fairly well on another. I completely forgot Yamato was here too. Aaaaaand back to the present we go. Oh right, Naruto doesn't know that coming to peace with your demise can free you from the Edo Tensei. Kabuto: "He was just a filler piece anyways."
  7. Yeah, I didn't mean to imply that in what I said, but I can understand how you could see that. I'll make sure not to overstep those boundaries in the future, lest I have another "new LoGH character designs" fiasco on my hands. As for the Food Wars thing, I didn't say with my own words you thought of it like that, but again, I can understand where you're coming from even moreso. Again, all a futile attempt at getting Count off your back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As rough as it is reading some of your posts, you're still a surprisingly considerate guy to talk to, TG. It's always good having you around, no matter how much we may disagree on things.
  8. The Millionaire Detective: Balance Unlimited 3 Boo, no Hong Kong Crime Conference episode.
  9. Spoiler-marked so it isn't as out in the open as it would otherwise be. Good speaking with you again. Peace.
  10. Appare-Ranman! 11
  11. Strange question, are nuns allowed to drink alcohol, or does that go against their standard of living? 12:00 - Dragon Ball Super #84 - Goku the Talent Scout: Recruit Krillin and Android 18 - TV-14V 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind #33 - His Name is Diavolo - TV-MALV 1:00 - Assassination Classroom #3 - Karma Time - TV-14 1:30 - Black Clover #131 - A New Resolve - TV-PG 2:00 - Fire Force #18 - The Secrets of Pyrokinesis - TV-14 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #310 - The Fallen Castle - TV-PGV 3:00 - Samurai Jack #59 - XCVIII - TV-14V Even so, we're lucky Asta's too honest to stoop to substance-influenced coercion.
  12. From recent experience, anything Angel considers great, and also Food Wars.
  13. Chocolate Syrupy Waffles. And no, it's not. I quit reading them at the end of 2012/start of 2013, after they bashed half the shows I watched that year - their "worst of the season" level of dislike for K hurt the most - and through periodic check-ins, all I learned was that they moved from WordPress to Kokiodom, and then the updates just stopped after that. They archived all their old stuff across five sites, but you can only access them via the Internet Archive page for the Kokiodom site. Chaps is the only one I know who's still around frequently, posting here and doing legit anime blog work on Random Curiosity. Cid and Martinman occasionally pop up here and there, and I last spotted FayeWorshipper69 PTSD'ing over my telling him that I was gonna watch Freezing because he told me not to. Not sure about the rest of them, especially J-Dubb. He'd probably hate that I'm still up to my hypothetical anime stuff, but thankful that I haven't been breaking promises not to bug people to read it like I did a decade ago.
  14. Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! Take On Me
  15. I'm more of a streaming/blog kinda person in that regard. Podcasts are neat, and I've listened to multiple irregularly - CSW's podcast, Toonami Faithful's podcast, the Ninja Tune 20th Anniversary episode of Solid Steel, and most recently the first episode of the [as] podcast - but it's just too easy to get distracted during them, especially when it's a topic you're especially interested in, and double especially if you're like me and are capable of entertaining yourself with your own thoughts on media.
  16. ... every single character in Black Clover is a hot lady with huge titties and a serious drinking problem? To be honest, I'd probably watch that.
  17. It's a popular character archetype with Pierrot, that's for sure.
  18. Considering that controversy was more around Vic than any of her roles, I think she'll be fine.
  19. Air 1 Yes, it's the dub. No, I'm not sorry.
  20. Monica Rial's actually pretty cool about playing objectifiable characters ("They're not my boobs"), it's Jamie Marchi who isn't pleased with it being her typecast. Real-world VA drama aside, this announcement actually kinda tickles me, as one with a big-breasted OC with Monica as her headcanon VA.
  21. It waffles between 95% and 100% when plugged in, which is almost all of the time. Depends on how much battery power I lost between plug-ins.
  22. Ikebukuro West Gate Park (J-Drama) 8
  23. And even in 2020, the idea of the American government taking away the right to enjoy a niche medium from another nation they're on much better terms with than certain others because of a silly trending topic is just too ridiculous and asinine for even the leftest wing nuts to admit to themselves is a real plausibility. Save your worries for the actual threats, and not this hokum you're worrying about for the sake of a higher post count.
  24. I'm not sure if I ever saw that video (not during the marathon I obviously skipped, that's for sure), but I definitely listened to the song.
  25. You worry too much. You all worry too much.
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