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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Respected Artist in the 1920s.
  2. Capitalism, mostly.
  3. This is one of the many thoughts that come to me while driving, like the Elmer Fudd Machine Gun and Kermit Karaoke.
  4. I'm pretty sure a vampire could turn a werewolf, but I don't think a werewolf could turn a vampire. From my understanding, both vampires and werewolves are capable of inflicting bites that have the capability of turning the recipient into another vampire/werewolf. But werewolves are living creatures where vampires are undead, and going along with the process of being undead I don't believe vampires hearts pump blood. They consume blood, but I think it's just demonic evil that keeps them alive. So a werewolf bite wouldn't be able to infect a vampire's bloodstream to get them to turn into a werepire, but since werewolves are living beings if one was to get bitten by a vampire they could get turned into a vampwolf. Thank you for attending my TED Talk. Put this in the Horror folder for future discussion.
  5. "Fuck your shit" for super strength destruction, and "Eat my ass" for flight and super speed as I leave.
  6. I already miss her and her cookies and her jiggling robot bewbies. She was a good one. I haven't talked with her since Covid, but she was always near and dear to me.
  7. I have a 1TB hard drive, so that's where my mind went. Deffo over my head.
  8. It was (nearly) my entire porn collection. I've got 21gb left. But that may reduce even more so. Also how is 100 gigs of porn not a lot? I'm having difficulty wrapping my head around that. I'm old and behind the times.
  9. At a certain point one has to ask oneself "how much is too much? There's no way you're going to consume this much porn in your life."
  10. I think the same way, kind of. One of my roommates was home when it happened but didn't observe it, just knew that his cat and my cat got into a fight and he had to break it up. The other day though I picked her up and put her at the top of the cat tree by the window, and she started watching the birds and then tried to get up and look through the wall above the window to try and see them. Started leaning over the side and I grabbed her and put her back on the floor. I think that's how it happened, though. Got up there and fell over the edge and hit either the cabinet next to it or one of the lower levels on the way down.
  11. UPDATE: THE CONE IS OFF
  12. She is having dreams of being either a bunny or a t-rex.
  13. Shout out to these folks.
  14. Gurl you can harass me anytime
  15. She is adorable and broke her leg and had surgery. Send her your power a la Spirit Bomb method.
  16. Like everyone else who has a mental crisis, I have done dyed my hair.
  17. WHO HATH AWAKENED MY FROM MY SLUMBER Ohai klipsey!
  18. I just had to bring it up that you randomly hybridized two gimmicks of the same guy and it made me glad.
  19. UM, ACTUALLY The Booty Man/The Disciple AKA Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
  20. I think you'd enjoy it of you're a fan of Pepsi. It does indeed have a strong marshmallow taste.
  21. I pride myself on having tried every flavor of Mountain Dew, but I couldn't even finish that one.
  22. "Ah yes, I do so desire doritos, cheetos, and funyuns, but how can I get those flavors in a mere potato chip?" "Just... eat the doritos, cheetos, and funyuns?" "Poppycock!"
  23. If I did have one it would mostly say "participant." I can't really say I have any major accomplishments boardwise except I was the inciting actor in fan club night in IB and also malonloveslink named me as the propagator of the "sophistry is terrible" meme although I really just rode on KaptKrunch's coattails there. Stolen Valor, if anything. Although I was proud of my SwimMod Fanfic series.
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