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death_by_motorboat

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  1. idk, i am kind of waiting for some replies. i guess i suck. thanks for still being here though.
  2. i watched "See No Evil, Hear No Evil," with my mom when i was about 3 years old. I wont ever forget.
  3. it might be just a profile pic or even a joke, but its an act, its not a sex thing. i mean it could lead into porn, but still semi-amatuer or something maybe even private vids, but its rehearsed. produced. but still, for craigslist this would be in the porn people's adds, i think
  4. oh i guess i know that i just forgot.
  5. fuck them. allergic, what a pussy. send him out to plow fields the cunt. if you dont like my cat, i dont like you. my cat gets 1st dibs on seafood, what bed he sleeps in, and who's allowed to enter his home.
  6. oh you meant that kind of attractive? i thought we were actually talking magnetic powered superheroes... lol ok so.. how about for the sake of being we'll say holli from cool world just to put a stupid answer, but im thinking a lot deeper into this.
  7. BrokenSheartPanda
  8. alright.... im' back.. soo like exerting your dominance should only be showed off, if its not over a donut sucking, pale fatboy. (i really shouldnt say that at 250) but i dont agree @Neko. for craigslist, this would be in the photo shoot section. she would at least be making $60... this isnt just a foreplay ad. and to find someone in good shape, with a good body. she has some tone, not just bone structure. its definitely an amatuer photo shoot, its not just a coincidental sex act. butt her butt is too flat. feed that bitch some cornbread. yo do you know her @Poof, give her my number
  9. that turned my stomach. so shes hot, but really needs to stay away from the fat white guys... that is a butt ugly slave. ewwwww
  10. have you ever thought... who would be stupid enough to fight the messiah?
  11. thats good too. you know how taking an edge and chancing fucking anything that comes along is one of my hobbies.
  12. keef?
  13. in the fact that i dont want an imaginary girlfriend, and that nudes are dumb because there are endless pronz... so i guess it only matters is if fuggz would travel to see me.
  14. is that fuggz?
  15. why dont the honest boys down at city water get to be so lucky?
  16. no one told you fat titties win any argument? yeah, last meal or fat titties, fat titties the red sox win a world series or fat titties, fat titties two more breaths of air before you die, or fat titties, (fat titties of course man, werent you paying attention?)
  17. we have to put your goodbye into this matchup. see you space cowboy.
  18. i wish i could give you more likes and a "solved"
  19. yeah thats what i mean ENOLA GAY sounds like the absolute worst gay aids victim scum trash in the world, like liquid scum dirty fuck juice sucked up in a heroin syringe sticking out of an asshole. that can infect you like a gay hurt epidemic on your momma, in front of your friends and you wont look very cool. like in a museum on a tour, the curator would step to the left and gesture towards the "Enola Gay" and state that he infected 60,000 black men, 42,000 white men, and 36,000 latinos with flesh eating space aids
  20. you would know
  21. i thought it was a ironic representation of a well known user name at first. like adminderaptor said cidlexys or some shit and i went with that full horsepower, then i changed my mind
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