
death_by_motorboat
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What do you want outta this place?
death_by_motorboat replied to K_N's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
its the price of these 2009 old Dell "tanks"......... indestructible used Dells from colleges and schools upgraded to windows 10 or 7 giving me a tech boner. under $125 and you have an immortal Dell laptop from my college days, core 2 duo, so fast after start-up, shit is bangin https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Laptop-Latitude-E-Series-Core-2-Duo-WIFI-Windows-7-Professional-DVD-4GB/183185013109?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649 radical right? -
What do you want outta this place?
death_by_motorboat replied to K_N's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
i actually need/want the Science, Nature, and Technology folder a lot lately. -
What do you think fuggs is doing right now?
death_by_motorboat replied to enad's topic in Free-For-All
repopulating someones bedroom -
i went to a graduation party today
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
the cake was shaped like a scrub top and had medical tools made out of icing. it was the best icing, thick, heavy icing -
i have a buffet sized pan of leftover antipasto that was sent home with me. im just going to sit here with a fork nearby and eat a little at a time until the lettuce wilts. it wont even fit in my fridge. and the best cake i have ever tasted was there, i drank four shots of tequila, two shots of devils cut, two shots of goldschlager, and four beers, smoked some green... saw some hot chicks, talked to people, and had a pretty good day. my mom probably told me five times not to drink more than i should, but she does at every party we're at together
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What do you want outta this place?
death_by_motorboat replied to K_N's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
bens discord shit does well. what if we had our own chat rooms? -
if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
i read somewhere you could fit the entire population of the earth comfortably in a super metropolis the size of texas -
if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
really? oh i thought it was funny. -
if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
then youll need the straight zapper obviously, you just walk around, zapping people straight. -
if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
that sounds pretty brutal -
if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
yeah for the sake of the thread, yes i meant everyone would instantly be gay. -
would you push the button, just to get even with your enemies? all of a sudden every alpha-douche that you hate on the planet would be sucking each others cocks, taking selfies while kissing in their pajamas, and sharing recipes with the church board for cookbook filler ideas.
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Serial dine-and-dasher has Pasadena women dating in fear
death_by_motorboat replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
at least he didnt tie her up too long -
oh it was a woman dunno how i missed that- same principle
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do you know what this reminds me of? people that expect everyone to be fucking nice... like some asshole trying to save 35 cents on his Tide pods that cant find his coupon and has been driving into your ear with corny cashier-small talk for ten minutes, and screams, "HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!" when you finally tell him to get out of the way hes tying up the line. these asshats just expect everyone to be nice and not notice theyre as human as everyone else. i think it would have been funny if you told him to go to hell.
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What do you want outta this place?
death_by_motorboat replied to K_N's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
i know if there was more to do on the internet in general we could find ways. i would also recommend that changing up the pinned threads more often, will keep the folders looking more fresh and giving other topics more views/replies and success. what about streaming, banners, and games? or news links, we need masterdebater or that -
.... i changed my mind about talking about this guy
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
death_by_motorboat replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
i signed in imaginary ink that can never be erased -
//> got an interview for full time management./
death_by_motorboat replied to //>wagz./'s topic in Free-For-All
so you have a great resume? ok i wondered what kind of people they hire.... thanks! -
//> got an interview for full time management./
death_by_motorboat replied to //>wagz./'s topic in Free-For-All
what do you have backing you up? tell me its a business degree? -
Was there a scooby doo animated movie
death_by_motorboat replied to Juice McKenzie's topic in Free-For-All
pamela anderson did a scooby doo movie. gross. tits is in the wrong movie, maybe she wanted to stay a childrens entertainer, but she was sex appeal only at one point, weird to see her in this context -
i cant talk to you i can only see the words you type. get me out of this box!
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for the first time in years i got scammed on ebay. I totally lost $6.99 to a scammer. they were selling a chinese brand listed under the lie that a Two Way radio was also a scanner,.......... but it not is the scam! for $16.99 i bought it. it came with the discovery that you need a cd and usb cord to program it. so i had buy it for $6.99 to see if it worked out. and it wasnt even a scanner. just a 16 channel walkie talkie. i was bummed but what do you expect i might buy another just for the pair.
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petition to petition petitions
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
thank you. there will be almond windmills and tea after the rally.