Doom Metal Alchemist

Hah, you're fat and bald. And naked.

Because coffee is a thing, I have hopes for not getting Diabetes! (so I don't have to rely on energy drinks and sodas for my caffeine)

Even that's stupid, and I love cookies. People make Christmas cookies, fucking nobody makes Thanksgiving cookies.

That's probably true. Maybe figuratively, like People is like, "Well Gwen Stefani is with him, so he must be extremely sexy," or maybe literally, like Gwen Stefani slipped People a few grand to have them name Blake Shelton as the Sexiest Man Alive so they feel better about themselves/each other.

Pic.........?

As long as they are ok with you answering the door in your undies, I don't see a problem with it.

You dug Wii-Sports out of the garage, haven't you?

Mac and Cheese. Feh. Oh well, the whole damn "survey" is absurd. Not one single state picked turkey, not one single state picked mashed potatoes and gravy, and only one single state picked pumpkin pie? I call bullshit on all of this.

Thank you, but I already got the guitar. It's the case that I need.

@CountFrylock

12 year olds shouldn't be having sex. ROFL horrible typo.

Oh. I have no idea why he didn't just say raccoon then.

I don't even know what a trash panda is.

Mumbo asked if KN reset everyone to 0, which KN did not.

Boooooooo!

BTW, if your self deprecating humor is meant to say you are retarded, 75 isn't low enough of an IQ for that.

@empty: Type [*spoiler][*/spoiler] without the asterisks around what you want to be hidden.

"miku cake" for Phillies' birthday thread.

An official Gibson hard case for my Les Paul. A car stereo that that I can play my phone through.

Only in Australia...

Yeah I know my joke was terrible. He actually made a lot of music in prison.

That's what they called him after he went to prison and he couldn't do anything with his time besides lift weights.