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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do they call them 'firepins'?
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    Is that from a Star Wars prequel?
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    I've made up jokes with that punchline before.
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    That would work for how Moses does his hair.
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    Do you use them to pop balloons?
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    WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE JOKES?
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    I call them "sicks." Because that's what they are, and that's what they make you.
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    What I remember from reviews in gaming mags of the day is that Secret of Evermore kind of sucks and is no where near as good as Secret of Mana.
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    It looks like play-doh.
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    Why in god's name would you say this?
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    It's quite a good game, but not as essential as Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, or Chrono Trigger.
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    Man, that sucks.
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    It's still on AS practically every night.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What about the r?
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    Boo! No seriously, more jokes plz. I remember in IB your Batman/sodium joke was one of the highest kudo'd posts on the boards.
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    Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea.
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    Hm. Ok. I typically rotate between soda, coffee with milk, and chocolate milk throughout the day. Probably more soda than anything else though.
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    I was so confident that I predicted the punchline.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought you were going to say "he made chop suey."
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    Yeah, I thought of the zeni angle of that statement but didn't want to go there...
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Jesus Christ. How often did you used to drink soda? This is genuinely worrying me.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Age ain't nothing but a number" Is what I tell myself when I realize my station in life at this point in my life.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Interesting, I'm basically a life long soda drinker too. Did the acidity in the soda eat away at the enamel or something?
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    Man that sucks. Were your teeth always like that, or were you at least able to enjoy ice cream as a kid?
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