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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. ok ok SOMEbody here HAS to work at a place that sells purple blankets AND can get an employee discount. we should make this a thing the 'get molarbear a purple billie blanket by halloween* and speaking of appeals... how about i was going to pay for a grant writing class with my g.i. bill last month, oh NOPE the letter i got stated 'AS WE TOLD YOU IN 2007, YOU NO LONGER QUALIFY....* derp...like i remember 27 minutes ago. i know why. i left cali, in the middle of a semester. i paid it back...but boop.
  2. he was the man responsible for 'shit happens' t-shirts, as depicted in the award winning 'forest gump'
  3. varying reasons. prolapse or endometriosis (sp) and which type. hey... HEY at least we aren't in china or vietnam...where the placenta is on the menu.
  4. was on the grassy knoll.
  5. i was going to cook a turkey and some of the sides (specifically stuffing with some of the organ and neck meat--yum) but she's frozen like the barren wasteland that is my uterus....** so....we'll be doing brinner.
  6. is an alt, that i think i know, but i forgot, but i'm sure i know.
  7. i would give you that argument, if i too, weren't a black woman....that's been a victim of severe systemic injustices present even on these boards, by your very own fuggashable...... sooo......... yeah.
  8. tells people he invented the 'flesh-light'.
  9. i think he got "das boot'
  10. isn't entirely sure why her jokes aren't landing. tough crowd...tough crown.
  11. disco all day, all night. i've been here the whole time.
  12. give them all pardons! it's the american way.
  13. aw i was hoping there'd be more folks signing up. i mean, it doesn't take too much time from your busy day. not really.
  14. yeah.... i at least started a class, it's only an hour long, but i'm making strides (2 days later) still haven't started on the billie blankets. which was the reason for the OP
  15. you are the gordon, that wrote a message to the violent femmes.
  16. tell you what, if you find the purple material (2 large throw blankets, maybe 3) send it here, i'll make it. you cover s/h.
  17. but all purple.
  18. is just happy to be here.
  19. this, was also my fate, but too late. they caught it in 1st grade, but the corrective course wouldn't work at this point. and i didn't need glasses. just the patch. ff to 5th grade, and my stepmonster 'tried to cure it again,' i'd take it off as soon as i got on the bus.
  20. reading glasses until bifoculs. 2020ish. everything is a blur without them. old people are old.
  21. let's strange birds make sweet, sweet, love to his hair, without condoms.
  22. will sometimes go downtown, to make balloon animals. doesn't know what a balloon animal is and has no clue how to make them.
  23. apparently sneaks around the country, looking through peoples cookware.
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