discolé monade

is currently the leader of a rag tag group of street urchins...pickpocketing their way through the streets of london.

knows that little tidbit, because he, too, uses the control stick to......

ready for action. ready for a night on the town? ready to FAFO!

oh molar....molar, molar, molar.... so... it's game on then....is it? very well..... stand by.

has a life size map of the world.

all of us.

buys a can of mixed nuts, and picks out everything except the peanuts.

forrest gumps long walk, was based on him getting lost in indiana.

took a piss on the hollywood sign.

promoted a homemade porno on craig's list. found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas

once posed for a sketch artist.....

got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall

***time out....shut up scoob. lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat**** has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard.

is terrified of virginia woolfe.

insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties.

ok...OK HOLD THE FUCK UP!

like to piss me off, so he can sing 'blame it on the rain', by his all time favorite lip syncers.

loves to brag about how good his guitar riffs are. problem is, all the strings are G.

calls in sick to places he doesn't work.

found the brown note on a recorder.

once auditioned for barney and friends, however, never saw the show, and wore a blow up t-rex costume.

at one point in his illustrious career, he was the standin voice of 'bobba booey' and 'whaaaaattt ssssuuuppp'

2 minutes. i swear to gawd. you people. you.

i just want airfare, great seats, and possible back stage passes, for any of these tours. . November 10 Seattle – Paramount theatre 12 Oakland – The Fox theatre 13 San Francisco – The Masonic 15 Los Angeles – Walt Disney Concert Hall 17 Chicago – Chicago theatre 21, 22 New York City – The Beacon 24 Boston – Orpheum theatre 28 Washington DC – The Anthem 29 Philadelphia – The Met