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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. has forwarded said list to mr hoonie,
  2. whoo hooo hooooo. look at the one with the fancy words, and such.
  3. and is now realizing that classic spared his feelings, as he in fact LOVES miracle whip....now. but don't tell ANYONE
  4. didn't have the heart to tell TAO that it was miracle whip.
  5. knows a HUGE secret about KFC, and it WAS the colonel in the library with a candlelabara
  6. knows who dr pepper is, and has made the bold claim " not as cheerful as one would expect."
  7. is SUCH A FONT BLOCKER!
  8. is currently translating zombie go-go dancers from beyond the grave into 4 languages. unfortunately he hasn't upgraded to super duo yet...it's taking a bit longer than anticipated.
  9. decided that only HE could jockey the 'wild card' horse - mr. hoonie - odds are 20:1
  10. is the onlly known horse detective IN the country.
  11. is jake from state farm.
  12. has a few nods from both 'killer b' for best screenplay, and 'golden raspberry' for worst extras in a movie.
  13. claims to be in the percussion section, the anchor on the cheer squad AND driving one of the lowriders.
  14. no sharpie is TOO good for his dry erase board!
  15. will ALWAYS point out that jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. he's been banned from red lobster.
  16. went to his high school reunion and told everybody his grandpa created the sticky notes stick formula. a movie was later made about this, but completely recasted.
  17. has been paid to stomp on dougnuts, outside of stater bros. grocery stores.
  18. is not in webster's 'all in one' dictionary & thesaurus: 2nd edition. p.2013 and i'm sort of confused.
  19. has a shrine to executioner smurf.
  20. should really explain wtf a choofus is...but now my dog will be rufus, the choofus. lmao. that's funny.
  21. knows exactly how to procure a bone in fish sammich and some bootleg dvd's
  22. might be the one that farted in the elevator.
  23. knows what jokey smurf did last summer.
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