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TIME OUT lmaoooooooo. can't breathe. thank you. lordt

applied to be a photographer for a member of the board's 'only feet' profile. i...er... i mean, she, denied the application.

gets from place to place by playing hopscotch.

runs like naruto to any baskin robbins.

paul blart is his hero.

longlegs 10/10 -- and i don't give that lightly. but i was impressed all the way around. the cinematograghy to the storyline, and all the nick cage inbetween. HOLY COW best charactor he's ever done. hellboy: the crooked man 8/10 -- there was a bit that got a little confusing, but it fixed itself.

but you're not wrong. i was obsessed with the book.

it's back to normal now. really weird. the highlight is that grey blue now.

travels around the country giving clases on 'how to be a shark mime: or 101 ways to kill it'

wakes up every morning at 0400, opens front door, and screams into the early morning air: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!!! then slams his door.

will only go to car washes that offer hand jobs.

can't tune a piano, but can sure tuna fish.

and the highlight is blue

was on 'naked and afraid', he wasn't a contestant...just liked running around naked.

reads various threads and comments from [uemb] in the genre of theatrical shakespeare, and assuming vocals.

goes to hooters for the original hooters buffalo platter , only. really really.

has tried to drive a semi...but believes that 12 of the 18 gears are just a suggestion

microwaves skivvys for that toasty nut feeling.

his style is so amish meets 80's coke dealer....iono from what i gather this is all him. from sound cloud days. has a master in busines marketing? or degree...does it matter - he saw this as a cash cow actually reminds me a LOT of of a show called 'dave' a jewish marketing ad employee pitching ideas decides he's REALLY good at rapping...but i digress (great show btw) he collabs with someone named $bono?

makes homemade popsicles with listerine.

paul mccartney will always be his wings upon a prayer.

lol... drunk driver no shit hot damn let party WITH YUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

thinks the beatles is spelled beetles.

has a pet cricket in a matchbox.

has a tatoo that says 'no regerts' - some candy company saw it...well you know the rest.