discolé monade

finished my flower power curtain. i hung them, but i really need to block and starch them. now, i'm onto a llama and a uncle bill~too many cooks effigy. then i have the 'tree of life' afgan it's going to be huge. ~ its for next year's family reunion raffle my cousin is planning. she started a page because she also wants to make one, and got a few other people on this page, so apparently this last item is a contest ~ 5 women enter, 1 blanket wins.

apparently they don't appreciate her fecal artwork.

green goddess is the ONLY salad dressing that matters anymore.

i became an 'adult' at 15, but i'm still waiting for that court order to catch up.

i actually have a fantastic idea for a horroremdy. it's sort of along the lines a c.h.u.d. but...weirder. and funnier. i would gladly give this idea to an experienced writer, as long as i get props, and compensation.

neither, because i'm not an animal and i wouldn't go around shitting on the floor and flinging it like a phuqn chimpanzee, *edit~technically we're ALL animals, but you know what i mean. >.>

oh...i get the texture thing. because okra, can phuq right off. slimey ass shit.

ha...you being all nice and shit about it. she made that shit personal, phuq a chair. that deserves 'hands on' problem solving. throat punch, for sure. *just saw the ACTUAL statement ~ FAKE NEWS!

this.

she did! she hiked that shit up like she was short stop, making a throw to home.

helmans! yes...that. and...i don't care. i'm basic af with that olive oil one.

yeah..the taking of the dump, was pretty bad, and i would LOVE to know the reason (because come on, everybody feels justified when something like this happens) but...to pick it up. she...picked that shit up, literally. i have to give her props for grabbing the napkins before this, but...COME ON!

man. a fresh tomato, being sliced for ...whatever. and that one slice, with just the slightest dash of salt. yeaaaaaaah boi.

i feel like this is a 'dear white people' moment.

that's good stuff right there. tomato sauce goodness.

mayo of choice~duke's (since living in the south) i honestly don't remember what i grew up with. blue something maybe?

mircle whip = debil's spooge

tomato sammich. yes. please. i can't wait for the tomatoes to come in, so i can try my hand at fried green tomatoes.

pills are nonsense for 'detox' as stated, the liver handles that just fine. i'm not sure what outcome you're looking for, but may i suggest this for a 'fast' i just read through. ok. well...good luck, but in the future maybe try and of these

FINALLY! been waitin' all day for someone to ...

dirty son of a beesh stole 18 bales of hemp for some dumb ass hike he was taking with some friends. and my 8 best asses.

these darn youngsters with their pokeballs and kayne.

watch. 'dr. chivago' , 'nicholas and alexandra', and 'reds'