discolé monade

wait..you know how to make lamp shades? i need to know how.

i have done a LOT of stuff this month...but there is still SO MUCH To DO!!!!

we got you. when you want to do this?

i got super lazy and impatient and just went out and fixed her. she's currently on her back. >.> but, i'll get pics of her repair. and the before and after of the fountain and basin. i'm gonna' do some things.

rasputin...that's who.

this guy gets.

that is EXACTLY what i wanted to do. but these people don't get me.

baby you can chive my car burger.

sleepy rasputin is sleepy.

i see you.

ok...i read this as something way different, and i was like.. yeah...i can see that, like in a cannibis infused black eyed pea sandwhich. *i'm leaving..i'm leaving, don't rush me.

things are going to get real interesting around here, after i post the video. >.>

this makes me very, very uncomfortable. so much so, that i need to see this irl. quick...someone do science.

so, i was cleaning the small 'pond' and lifted the 'pouring lady' by her neck and shoulders.. i like the headless pouring lady. but apparently it's a little TOO macabe for the likes of these folks. i'll get some pics. #headlesslady#noneck

you're welcome. i actually learned that from 'this old house' the garden/yard dude had to tend to an owners messy, dead weirdly growing shrubs.

of course not. i guess i'm just still trying to understand why the electoral trumps the popular vote. *pun def. NOT intended*

until you shower. because you will have no idea how to get it exactly like that. at least that's what happens when i get my hair done all professional and stuff.

that's a good hair cut. you clean up nice.

pfft

i know. that's what comedians do...they lie. through their lying teeth.

where gawd damnit? WHERE! YOU TELL ME! YOU SAY MY NAME... wait. what? but...seriously...where?

but i mean...is it actually working today? the last 10 years?

ok...you kind of lost me, but like your panache

you heard the man... PICS OR GTFO!!! smooches

why do we need an electorate branch of government. i think the electoral vote should be abolished. and what do you mean 'understand' the 2 countries? they are in a race to be the greatest power in the world. and we are busy trying to keep our lawn greener. so...i guess i just don't undertand what you mean.