discolé monade

gargle with salt water. for the gums and throat. and, have you ever tried a saline nasal wash? i just got 2 sent to me from the v.a. (this last visit was kin to how they used to operate. she looked at my throat, and said 'you have allergies' i said 'not normally, no' and i got 4 nasal sprays, and 2 of these contraptions, that looks like little teapots~i've yet to try them, as i don't normally have a problem with allergies~~but i digress). it looks like it could clear some slime/blockage out. *oh yeah! feel better*

well..that 'burn' went over like a fart in an elevator.

mmmm. nothing says fresh bathroom like lemon scented shit.

eeeverybody a little gay.

ah yes...the ole' reading comprehension skills are on point. /s/

awww. that's sweet. thank you. but, that's the advantage of being old and craggly. got not time for tip toeing around. just speak truth. also... @mthor WE GOT A REQUEST FOR TIDDY PICS! FINALLY! VICTORY IS OURS!

gawd damnit. i have nothing to do with his shenanigans. it's like.... it's like i didn't even exist until this schmuck. fml. **RAGE QUITS**

i am sad. i binged the whole thing. omg! he was so wonderful. and pat oswald. fantastic voicing. great straight man.

please. for the love of buddha, do NOT put garlic in your vaginas. thank you.

oh...he's 100x extra in this. and he is amazing.

yes! and this whole show is over the top. and i love it!

do it. i mean....look, easy gig. get the training you need for cdl, and money. at least some income coming in. i thought about going into the air force after the marines. but at the last minute decided against it.

i'm chaotic neutral. d

that's sexist. maybe dudettes want to up their fisting game.

probably not. i mean...it looks comfy, but i'd have to try to see. i imagine for dd or larger gals, it's perfect.

*ahem* august 12, 2009. rocky ford. baby oil, and total lapse in judgement, and morning wood. but that's all i'm gonna' say.

your fetish has been fulfilled. you're welcome.

and now, i need a giant framed pic for where the cabinet was. paint, needs paint. and a new rug for under the table. and cabinets, and a new fridge/freezer. and stove. and... a new house. need a new house.

probably.

i love everything about it. there is some really dark twisted shit (eeghads. all i'm gonna' say is microwaave) this show is fantastic.

but seriously, i was skimming the book of faces, and i recall an interview by an author about overpopulation, and the interview and reviews looked awesome. but of course, i can't recall the name of the book, or find the clip. all i remember is that the book cover was 'sky blue'. not much help, but i'm sure one of you book worms may know which book i'm talking about. at least, i hope so. please help.

there are 3 people i look forward to interwebbing with. but i'm not gonna' say. all that jelly.

bring it on!

ok...are those any good? the berry pies? i like the savory pies (chicken, turkey) *edit...duh...of course they are. you have a freezer full of them.

that's ok. i get it. but i care.