katt_goddess

$255 for the whole year? I think I spent that at the used bookstore last fall!

And...she broke the tv while I was at work today. Best Buy better have some decent sales going on and none of that 'marked up because football dopes need a new tv every year cha-ching' crap.

Yep, the little shit is in time out in the bathroom. She's flung herself on the cage about 20 times this evening. I finally ended up throwing the journal I was trying to write in at her so hard the cover ripped completely off and she still went for the cage. She's staying in there until the glue is dry enough for me to leave it.

I had a salad and now I hate everything. Bonus, every time I head to the bathroom, the kitten decides to fling herself at the bird cage.

Send them a bill for YOUR time. Include travel time and base it on how they seem to get $50 every 5 minutes. I'm so tired I just want to sleep a week. By the time I do get time off, I won't want to sleep because I'll have too many things to do that I didn't get to before I actually got time off.

Mommy took me to the weird smelling place and left me there. I got very sleepy and when I woke up, I was in the horrible onesie and my belly itched but I can't touch it. Mommy took me home and gave me foods but won't take off the onesie. I must punish her. Whenever she makes eye contact with me, I will scoot across the carpet until I get a rug burn on my asshole and then make it her problem. Dictated not read, Sakura the newly spayed dumbass.

Kitten in a onesie time! Spay day is Friday so I am trying to get her to at least function by short trials. Yes, it's tiger print. She be pimping.

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

You say that like it's ever stopped you before.

My fault. I blinked. Sakura pulled a Superman and caught the parakeet during his free flight time. Again. Now he's in a week long medical time out in the little cage, she's staring at me from the top of her cat tree like nothing's wrong, and I'm still finding little splatters of blood three hours later.

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

I treated myself to the last Ho Ho Mint Mocha frape of the season on the way to work.

We have Valencrimes and St. Pat's crap up right now with plans for Easter things to go into flex areas of the store. I only put a stocking up for the beasties this year and it was taken down on Yule. I don't care for this time of year anyway. The only decorations I leave up are the Halloween ones because they go with the rest of my decor. That broom has been hovering near the ceiling for about 23 years now.

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.