katt_goddess

I've just been threatened with a good time.

And 'tHiS iS mY pImP hAnD' so brace yourself, ho.

Yeah, I don't believe for a second that whatever aid they had on the boat was delivered to anyone. I also don't believe that they have let 1200 full trucks of aid through or have tossed out 11 million meals since everyone over there is starving and meal points have been used for target practice.

The NRA for every single year a dem has been in charge - They are going to take your freedoms! The government is going to be used against you so you need to have all your guns and ammos ready to defend America! The NRA when Princess Tinyhands actively starts in on his Hitler fanfic in real life - *crickets...

Funny how it was a rooftop someone who his daddy may or may not have had hired to take a potshot at him at a rally for miracle martyr points [ conspiracy theory, yes ] and now Jazzhands Jr is posting about how rooftop snipers at gatherings are a good thing.

Yeah, I saw that one. Poor little puffball. The levels of stress and trauma they experience and the only way they can express it is through trying to bury their face into anything familiar and thinking small thoughts.

Someone got a hold of a bunch of those Valentine candy heart stickers around here and they all say 'F*ck Trump'. I've been finding them all over the place. As long as they aren't in the store or on the windows [ any place that would obviously attract shitheads looking to cry about something ], they live on for the next person to find.

Remember when Cracker Jacks would include an entire little booklet of temp tattoos that used food coloring to last for weeks instead of a single sticker-like tatt that turns into a movie version of a 3rd degree burn in seconds? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Waiting for a package. It was in my city yesterday AM. The tracking now shows that it went all the way to another city almost 100 miles away, returned to the city near me and is now maybe in my city again. Twice. It could have been delivered two days ago at this rate. It's not exactly time sensitive by any means but I was home today which is the best time for deliveries.

I think you need the special regenerating terry cloth track suit or something.

The combover rattail sells it for me.

There are two Wank Panzers in the area that I know of because the slowly rusting original-crispy one is always parked near Taco Bell and the black one used to cruise around town trying to be cool but has now had to move those cruises to very early in the morning [ and I'll still catch him sometimes to flip him off ]. The hilarious part about the black one is the guy called into one of the local tv stations to cry about how everyone was being mean to cyberdumpster owners. While doing a live interview in a park to cry about his victimhood, someone drove up off camera and yelled 'F*CK YOU'. Live. The ones around here didn't necessarily get theirs to own the libs per se, they got them so they could drive around and humblebrag about how much they spent on a car. Jokes on them, they are now the proud owners of uninsurable bombs.

It may be a spin-off but I enjoyed the crap out of it without ever actually reading or seeing Kengan Ashura. I think it stands alone just fine as a weird info-comedy that needs to spread it's horrible wings out on to the unsuspecting populace. I want to see horrible weird alien muscle-dudes on merch just for the hell of it.

Every single rep that voted for it are 'just now' finding out there's total shit in it. Despite everyone else and their dogs pointing out the poison at every step. These are the same people who refused to vote for any budget bill during Biden's term because 'it was too long [ for them ] to fully read to know what was it' [ and yes, pretty much an exact quote from a response I got from one of the ND idiots that I constantly piss on for being idiots ].