katt_goddess

This day is so fake news. Everyone knows that the real holiday is tomorrow: 1/2 off chocolate day. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Me vs. an entire trailer park at the CVS candy aisle.

Ok, pic managed. Yes that is a drawing of a kitten to looks really like Sakura lifting Thor's hammer. I got it in 2019.

No pics, it's gotten too dark to try to get a good one anyway [ will try tomorrow if I remember ], but today Sakura graduated from her kitten collar to her adult collar. She's ~7 months old and almost 2 foot long.

Crushing things up and putting it in juice like UwPp mentions will help with quicker absorption if it's pill. If it's liquid, reduce by half and take half immediately after a vomit attack while things are still reloading. Wait 10 minutes and if you haven't vomited again, take the other half. You might still puke but at least you'll have half already absorbed.

$255 for the whole year? I think I spent that at the used bookstore last fall!

And...she broke the tv while I was at work today. Best Buy better have some decent sales going on and none of that 'marked up because football dopes need a new tv every year cha-ching' crap.

Yep, the little shit is in time out in the bathroom. She's flung herself on the cage about 20 times this evening. I finally ended up throwing the journal I was trying to write in at her so hard the cover ripped completely off and she still went for the cage. She's staying in there until the glue is dry enough for me to leave it.

I had a salad and now I hate everything. Bonus, every time I head to the bathroom, the kitten decides to fling herself at the bird cage.

Send them a bill for YOUR time. Include travel time and base it on how they seem to get $50 every 5 minutes. I'm so tired I just want to sleep a week. By the time I do get time off, I won't want to sleep because I'll have too many things to do that I didn't get to before I actually got time off.

Mommy took me to the weird smelling place and left me there. I got very sleepy and when I woke up, I was in the horrible onesie and my belly itched but I can't touch it. Mommy took me home and gave me foods but won't take off the onesie. I must punish her. Whenever she makes eye contact with me, I will scoot across the carpet until I get a rug burn on my asshole and then make it her problem. Dictated not read, Sakura the newly spayed dumbass.

Kitten in a onesie time! Spay day is Friday so I am trying to get her to at least function by short trials. Yes, it's tiger print. She be pimping.

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

You say that like it's ever stopped you before.

My fault. I blinked. Sakura pulled a Superman and caught the parakeet during his free flight time. Again. Now he's in a week long medical time out in the little cage, she's staring at me from the top of her cat tree like nothing's wrong, and I'm still finding little splatters of blood three hours later.