1938 Packard

Now, you know they weren't scorched. Go back and look at that pic.

Kool Aid is a chemical dump in an envelope. No way am I going to put tartaric acid on perfectly good poultry or beef.

Low pressure system, high dampness in the air and temperature below thirty two degrees.

A little global warming should fix that.

Y It's easy to lose seventy pounds. Just go to London and bet it all on a horse.

Keep it up for about three hours and you'll be dancing in the alley behind Proud Mary's.

At the casino, making NYE happen for all the guests and patrons. Everything has to be on point.

I had somebody give me a hundred bucks just for listening to his boring story about how his former room mate stole ten thousand bucks from him. And, he didn't even look like a guy who could get eight bucks together for a pack of smokes.

New York?

Give it to a grouch.

I inherited a fridge, kept it for twenty years and then my landlord gave me a brand new one. The new one uses a lot less power. There's a smaller fridge in the living room that I bought for drinks and snacks. I rarely use it.

What are they doing? Do they inject the ham with caffeine before slicing or something of that sort?

It's the law in effect now, so why not use it as a hammer? I'm ready to demonstrate what you believe in.

I've got cold brew coffee in the fridge for tomorrow. Right now, I'm drinking kava kava.

I told you before, he's a construction coordinator. Look it up. He's not a secretary.

He's not a secretary. He's supervising and managing the construction, including the contracts.

When trade something that seems worthless for something that's in high demand, that's what shrewd is. That's all you need to know.

Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia with a taste for cigars and a knack with all things electromechanical. Shrewd at bartering, but a pathetic gambler.

Cranberry Snortcoke Got the name, it's the profile... Gawd, where do I start?

I'll be too whacked out on Percocet to notice.

Seeing a dachshund win the Kentucky Derby Donald Trump burglarizing a McDonald's Seeing an alligator dance the Can Can Landlords offering $200 per month apartments in Manhattan Peaches growing on a cherry tree These are all more likely than me winning tonight's Mega Millions jackpot. But I play anyway.

It's an actual friend. I never said we agree on every point, but this one passes. Others? They just don't do message boards. Anyway, who do you think you're kidding? You don't know my solitary alt. Hint: It doesn't act as I do.

I do around this town.