1938 Packard

Which one?

What makes it any better? The commuting alone would zombify me.

Since my younger brother moved out of state, seeing him has become mostly a holiday thing. In fact, the last time I saw him face to face was at my mother's retirement dinner in Smithville. We occasionally text, but that's just about certain issues that crop up on my laptop. He keeps it tuned for me. As for his wife offering me a full time job, she knows I already have a job and she knows I don't drive or commute. If anything, I'd prefer working intermittently for that company while keeping this job.

Sandy was a direct hit and all we got for it was a few downed power lines, some flooding in the usual spots and a useless week long curfew. I don't believe any other hurricane could do much worse.

Okay, so the teaching part is proven, along with his credentials, but why are he and I so much alike in personal politics?

Not for long. He's moving on.

Okay... now go ahead and read it if you can get past the title.

His dissertation is someplace online. You can start there.

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Boo Bee

That's minced garlic on pork.

Then, try the local sub shop.

Toss some Listerine in the clouds.

It looks like a plastic bag from a corner store.

Deesh

It's not an egg roll to me unless it has pork or shrimp in it.

He doesn't do the clean up, he directs it.

Let him get settled in there and I might pick up a few extra bucks cleaning things up on a job site. He told me it's not so much about new construction as it is about renovating or rehab.

Oh, really now? Show me one solitary inconsistency and I'll show you where someone read only a third of the statement and fabricated the rest.

Compare, then. It's seemless.

Well that, and the fact that he's already done the job in Wyoming.

The president has Kayne, the West Wingnut.

Turns out my younger brother's wife had already been working for the company. Shit... all this time, I thought she had been a stay at home mom.

Geico

At Walt's Original Primo Pizza, it's called a Primo Roll.