Zenigundam

I'm having the same issue, except that my stalker is a hot 26 year old blonde cougar who can't take a hint, and the platform for me is OKC, not FB. Get the feeling she's trying to provoke me and get money from a lawsuit 🤦‍♂️

Seventeen year old Y7 reruns of Samurai Jack, a kid's show, are better than nearly all of the anime.

Pop Team Epic is one of the few good shows on Toonami.

I'm gonna drain a few beers, hook up Breath of the Wild and Fortnite, and watch some TV. Then I'll probably order Domino's since they gave me that voucher in the mail for a free, one topping, medium size pizza since my order about three weeks ago took an hour and fifteen minutes for delivery. This is going to be one badass lone wolf alpha male warrior morning!! If only the hot legal age babes on OkCupid could see what I was up to, they would respond to my messages instantly. 💪🐺👫❤🐰🍕

I remember, but I haven't talked to anybody from back then in a very long time. Yes, I have plenty of friends. 🐺

Well let's celebrate fuggz's 1 year anniversary.

That makes no sense. 🎅

Why am I so gosh darn witty? 😌 Too bad she's 29. She never stood a chance. 😪🐰

Let's not get carried away...

She drives me crazy ooh ooh *spins like Crash Bandicoot* 🐺

I ask her that all the time on OkCupid and she never gives me a straight answer. The white pages and Google search...

If I ever reactivate my FB, my FB profile will be similar, except that it'll be of me kissing a legal age teen making out with her in fact, my girlfriend, and laughing at any jealous comments on the pic. 🎅

Third one from the top with the girl on his shoulder knows how to bag the biddies. 🦒👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🐺

I haven't been a virgin since before all of my legal hotties knew their times tables, so you better watch your mouth, Phillies. 🐰💪👫

I love these hotties so much and they're too lazy to use the swipe feature on OKC....

I can't believe this crap. I found another one just out of curiosity. Swipe righted a swipe left who I thought might have liked my profile. You don't know how furious I'm getting right now. I pray that most of the girls who I've been swipe righting only log into OkCupid and wait for their inboxes to fill up because if they actually go to the swipe tab or the match search tab I honestly cannot fathom how I wasn't swipe righted and messaged by them. I know for many of these hotties logging in and checking the inbox is how it goes, so now I'm calmer. 🐰

I'm not going to stop until I find a cute, minimum 8 out of 10 in the remaining 28. There's no way in hell that the missing 28 are all swipe lefts who I've already passed. OKC is making me run up their site traffic on purpose by hiding the beautiful swipe rights of the missing 28 who I'm trying to connect with.

Found 1, down to 28 now. Was going to swipe left, but had a feeling she was one of them

I used to have 31 likes on OkCupid, but then I started using the swipe left, swipe right (I just click on either the X or the star instead of swiping), and I found two of the 31 who liked me (it tells you that you liked each other's profiles). However, they are not right for me. So I've spent over an hour swiping left with the girls I'm not feeling and swiping right with the cute and hot girls and I've yet to find one of the remaining 29!!! 😡 Why are they doing this to me... why do they want me to get mad... 🦒

You guys don't know much about that topic. 🎅

Uh yeah no. Just look at the portraits and photographs from back then. Hot women didn't start popping up until about like forty years ago from what I gather. 🐰

You do realize that buses and subway trains are hot spots for a lot of legal age honeys... 🙆‍♂️

Hell no. Life definitely sucked back then, and the girls weren't hot, and they thought simple shit was amazing entertainment like they thought looking through a pair of binoculars was the equivalent of playing Red Dead Redemption 2. 💁‍♂️

Yeah you drive that and see how many legal age teen women are lining up for a ride in that thing! 🐧