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  1. Zenigundam
    ... ... Gotta work on your game... 🐺
  2. Zenigundam
    Please don't call me your senpai. 🤧
  3. Zenigundam
    To a hot 18 year old young woman over OKC earlier this morning: "Hickies all over. I wanna cover you in them." My body is just gonna explode with the giggle chills if she replies positively to that power move of mine. 🐰💓👫
  4. Zenigundam
    I lost to Bowser twice while trying to unlock him. 🤦‍♂️
  5. Zenigundam
    All right finally woke up after passing out twice. I'm just gonna stay up since it's almost 4 and unlock all of these characters. I hope this was just a nightmare, but I'll be ready to slam down the A button if that intro is actually what I fear it is.
  6. Zenigundam
    I'm not you. 🙈
  7. Zenigundam
    I was drunk.
  8. Zenigundam
    Don't go there... *Zenigundam's bouncers crack their knuckles*
  9. Zenigundam
    the intro is extremely gay!!! Holy shit, I have the worst luck when it comes to the games that I buy. I'm just gonna have to pound on the A button every time this loads up. Can you imagine how embarrassing this'll be if I actually have a party or a hot girl over? I'm not even joking, that shit open makes betas look alpha. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
  10. Zenigundam
    Who will I be matched with? 😌
  11. Zenigundam
    Ummm no he wouldn't. He might envy him for getting the legal babes in his classes, but he would know that he lost to a superior alpha male.
  12. Zenigundam
    I would honestly request that I be called Dr. Zeni IRL, sounds too fucking badass to be true 💪💪💪
  13. Zenigundam
    He got his #$@% rocked by a dinosaur. Try again dude 😴
  14. Zenigundam
    Who would win in a fight? I'd vote for the manly, modern, lone wolf alpha male warrior version of Zenigundam. He was always a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior who got with the legal age belles, but I simply cannot pick a teenager to beat a full blown adult. 🤦‍♂️🐺🧔🎅💏
  15. Zenigundam
    Please stop stealing things. 😪
  16. Zenigundam
    I was never banned, I went on a vacation to the Bahamas and had sex with beautiful, legal age teenage women tourists, it was awesome. Also, I always stay logged in, so that's what happened even though I was vacationing 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
  17. Zenigundam
    16... *gets the giggle chills*
  18. Zenigundam
    I'm just using common sense though. And 16 is the legal age of female adulthood in my state. 🎅
  19. Zenigundam
    14's fine. Here's the way I always saw it. 1-4= toddler 5-9= younger kid 10-12= older kid 13-18= teen/young adult
  20. Zenigundam
    ... Why the all caps? 🐺
  21. Zenigundam
    I never saw anything going on there, but I can't say that I've been paying close attention.
  22. Zenigundam
    I'll PM you. I've been on the fence about this, but now I know that I have a lot to offer. 😌
  23. Zenigundam
    Well I did tell my Kindergarten teacher, "Let go of me, you motherfucker!" on the first day of school because I was crying because I wanted to go with my mom, and the teacher grabbed my ankle when I tried to leave the room, but I didn't curse regularly until I was 7-8.
  24. Zenigundam
    Oh wow, that's what I get for not reading the thread. Elderly lady, not a dating prospect
  25. Zenigundam
    He doesn't have to stab her. That's psychotic shet, but he does have to confront her. 💪
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