Zenigundam

And you've never heard of Encore, Starz, Showtime, Cinemax, and the like? 🛌

They can't do this to me...

Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day.

I'm talking like in your whole life. Smh, what is it with you Gen Z's.... Yes, you should get all the movie channels. 😏

You've seriously never watched Showtime or Starz?

You probably did lol. I told ya that you've gotta control your impulses. 😪

They said they'll get back to me. If they don't, I know where they're stationed at. 🦒

How does this keep happening and yet I say all these badass things to these sexy, OKC women and I'm single. 🧖‍♂️

I can just feel it. Stay tuned for my break in television. 🤘📺🧔

That's a giggle chill scene

Do you not like girls?

I always did like the scene in Face/Off when he licks the legal age teenage daughter's face... well I mean the character he plays.

I can fight my own battles, but they're harassing me and hiding behind their computer monitors and then possibly hooking up with beta males and ruining their OKC experiences.

I'm petitioning my governor to expand our state's legal definition of harassment. They can't keep getting away with this. 😪 Hardcore campaign, real social activism

He seemed pretty sagacious to me, dude. I wonder if he got banned... 🤔Anyway, I can't blame you for running to DF. I believe some of your younger years were in the 80s and I always pegged you as A Flock of Seagulls fan.

I know. I'm just saying it looked like the kitchen got a little too hot for you when he was cooking. 🤷‍♂️

Tell me about it. My OkCupid account is concrete proof of the problems we face today.

God damn... I didn't think anyone was even still alive from back then

Usually around 200

Got ya nervous, huh? You're a vegan, my dude, you don't want the beef. 🦒

You're good at math, but that power can hardly be granted by the judge because you're a reckless spendthrift when it comes to video games. I want the power to date a hot, legal age woman and attend her senior prom with her in May.

Attack on Titan had a great premise, but are these dudes ever gonna stfu? This is like Gundam Wing all over again, all talk, no action, people just admire the artwork. They better have gotten this bullshit back on track with season 4. 🦒

And if I go alpha (I'm an alpha male born and raised btw) and grab her, I'll suddenly be in the wrong. 😹🤦‍♂️🐺

WHY DOES THAT NOT WORK FOR ME IRL? I'VE LITERALLY SAID THE SAME SHIT TO A HOT GIRL LIKE ASUNA AND SHE ACTED LIKE A TOTAL BITCH, NO KISS. 🐺

He should have picked up that axe and started hacking away at the people who held him down. Jason Voorhees style