Zenigundam

And yet when I call these hotties out on this they either block me or try to signal for the waiter, who will obviously attain some serious injuries if he decides to stick his nose where it does not belong. 🤷‍♂️

Internet research does not constitute stalking, young lady. And my skills are too numerous to list in one post. I can't help it. Sometimes I'm just too talented for my own good. 😪

Ricey Ricey Krispies

Psyche!!! That bitch is too old for me!!! Where da legal age babes at? Oh... right... probably in Saturday detention like The Breakfast Club. I only date hot, legal, bad bitches who break all the rules. 😼 Lemme set my alarm clock for 3:30. I've got women to meet and places to be. It's almost V-Day after all. 💏

Please don't talk about sex around me. It gets me heated. 😡

Damn, I tuned into Boomerang at just the right time. I knew the ep and quoted it just as it was going on. That's my man! Go Dexter Family Go! 🎶🎶🎶

Seriously? Let's go!!! Let's go!!! It's about time this forum went public! Come on, it's been over 3 years and we're finally seen by the masses!! These legal age teenage women better get tf off of Instagram and Snapchat and take notice!! 💏 *giggle chills* 🐺

*whispers to hot, legal age, young lady* Every... breath you take. Every... move you make. I'll be watching you. (Valentine's Day 2019 💗)

Stop. Playing. GAMES WITH ME!!! 😡 That's it... I'm taking my talents to OkCupid. 💏

Those Playstation and PS2 loading times were really bad compared to nowadays. Not even discs measure up to today's standards let alone cartridges.

You're too short to reach it. 😸

Why does that post have 5 likes? She's not hot, she looks like she spends her days performing filibusters on C-SPAN.

And now everybody's gonna think I'm a psychopath 🤦‍♂️

Well I always found that comical as a kid. Still do actually I guess that's why I've incorporated it into my interactions with hot women who play waaaaay too many games with my fragile 💙. 🔥🐺👨‍💻🙋‍♂️💏

You went from boxing to tag team wrestling, my man. Stick with my gladiator battle royale to the death cage match idea.

I mean if I didn't have to go to work, we'd be only a handful of minutes away from somebody threatening to destroy the UEMB, along with the entire internet, but I'm just go along and jump in the bathtub. I've got ladies to impress later on. Bubble bath time 🧖‍♂️

Dude, go to CVS and get a refill. I can already see the implosion coming from an entire state away.

Lol that's just wishful thinking. I've always been the same way. And you can't talk about breaking people's character when you're most known for getting broken beyond repair. 👨‍💻

And if we did meet up, do you really think I wouldn't recognize your cringy appearance? Also, the wine shop would quickly turn into a war zone. 👊😼🥊

😸 If you're gonna make up some bum ass story, at least make it believable. I don't live remotely near South Jersey, where all the Roger Wilco stores are and I've never even been in one. Why would I go to some fancy looking wine shop when I get my supply from the joint down the block? Come on, Viper, that was awful. 🐺

Those giggle chills... Oh my GOD not again! I'm gonna have to send her a friend request just to calm my hormones down a notch. 💞

That's a keyboard warrior's MO until he goes outside! Hey, why is this boxing? Boxing's a dead sport. I came up with a great idea. Not even an octagon, let's make this a gritty cage match. Battle royale. Everybody has spiked clubs and gladiator armor. Give the people what they want!!

Dude, don't start any press conference smoke that you can't handle. We'll settle this in the ring. 😼

Zis ees true love 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

you just have to keep checking up on a girl? Like it'll be 3am and you have to text her something badass or wack off to her Facebook photos? 🐼