Zenigundam

Yeah I think you better reconsider... *cracks knuckles and approaches*

Of course I'm in shape. This body is solid muscle and these hands work. 👊

5'6", 185, don't know my reach think it's probably like 68-70", they used to call me the Sonic Rican and Mike Tyson

Scoob's got that old man strength. But yeah I would beat my dad up! 😡

Dude... don't gamble 😿

I'm gonna make a legal age beauty happy, and she'll be 17 and I'll be 35, and it'll end up like Rapunzel, happily ever after with countless offspring 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

PTA did the same thing to me and I exposed her over Discord. Lemme catch this bus, bro! 🚅 Godamn BULLET train!!! 🔥

And she curved me. Did you guys see that? Did all of y'all see that? S'matter of fact, garbagepailcat.. 🖕🔥🤘👨‍💻😼

Effeminate manchild

Now ya done messed up the order of the universe

Well he's... that... one guy

I hate teenage boys. I'm always in competition with them for the same (legal age) women and then people shoot me awkward looks as if I'm the one in the wrong.

mthor, cut that out. I don't even drink tbh, unless we're talking about Tropicana orange juice. I'm trying to live forever, not get bloated. 🐰

I'm like a combo of Rambo in First Blood, the '04 Punisher (Thomas Jane obviously), and Elliot... Ness in The Untouchables. Hot (legal age) girls always wanna know what I'm like because of my dark, mysterious, alpha male nature, and I could never quite put my finger on it... until now. 🤔

I didn't read all that, but marry me instead. I've got some cool things happening.

She's been the mascot for years before I was born. That bitch might be older than my mom. 😏

*giggle chills* It's always those GODDAMN giggle chills. 🐰

Yeah she said it! Viper, you can't blame her. You're the type of dude who would hire a PI to investigate some weird shit while you're inviting your best friend over every night for dinner and he eats all the food and then bangs your girlfriend upstairs while you're high af on the living room couch.

Wtf are you talking about

Time to get wasted, don't mind me 🐺🔥🍺

What is going on here... This is like the fuckin Twilight Zone, I swear I did

Didn't I reply to this thread?

They didn't do jack to win. Jared Goff is horrendous and Gurley probably has a serious injury... or he was paid off by the mob to fake the extent of his injury. Either way, that Super Bowl was trash.

I thought she was like early 30s lol. 41 is a no go.

This Super Bowl is total trash. Come on Rams, who cares what it looks like