Zenigundam

That jelly... that damn jelly 🙈

X-ray vision, dude. These girls don't offer much.

All those hot girls I used to like... I'm seeing right through them and seeing all of their insecurities too. Boo hoo nobody actually cares that they've been through x many failed relationships, the guys who pretend to just wanna bone you basically. I mean, I know... I know... I should have picked up on this long ago, but I guess I foolishly put them on a higher pedestal and whatnot. Yeah, I'm a jerk, but so many girls hate being exposed when they're wrong and that's all I do basically. So... I guess what I'm getting at is that I'm glad V-Day is over and I'm glad I'm off of Facebook so that I don't have to read their nonsense in my feed 3 weeks later when things go predictably wrong and then they retract their emo status updates and are suddenly seeing another dude.. 🔥😏🦈

Are you about to cry? This is like when you're in grade school and get exposed in front of your classmates and you're scrambling for a new angle just to save face while holding back the river of tears that are welled up back there. 🧔

Lmao, yeah and that isn't weird at all. 😹

You... just met me. 😏

This is oh so sad. 😹

That was a PUN on her original comment to the PFC video creator.

That was her mother I was replying to. Never even clicked on her wack ass profile to begin with Why are you so jealous when I go after other women? If you're crushing on me hard, just state it. 😸

I dunno, I'm getting those... urm... Mary Kay Letorneau vibes. 🤷‍♂️

You realize Alvin was the don in Alvin and the Chipmunks, right? 🦒

Watch your mouth, bro...

Who's this neckbeard? 🐰

Dude... take your meds. You're losing it again.

Keep it in perspective. And don't say all this basic nonsense like 2000s Zeni was this scrawny dork who had no confidence and 2010s Zeni was this drunk alpha male who avenged his earlier "losses" and threw those bitches across the bar. Just tell it like it actually happened, because he was real through and through, never changed character. No poll here, just looking for opinions. And not from the guilty females who will say that 2000s era Zeni was nicer and easier to manipulate because then we'll have exposed where your weak motives were at. 🧔

We did, but did we find love on the moon? One of my serious life goals is to take a legal age teenage woman to the moon and find love with her. 💏

I'll do both. 👫

The name of the show is "Abducted"? *body becomes overwhelmed by the giggle chills*

Amanda, there's just something... off about you. 🐰

Dude, you probably do dress like Pink Panther, and breast cancer awareness times are over 🧔

Dude, no best wishes to them. We're competing against all of them and they're stealing the hot girls we could be with.

Philosopher, no, Stoned, clearly 👨‍💼

No not 📺📺📺, cause I know that's probably what tsar's thinking I'm killing it in Smash Bros lately. Fuck Valentine's Day. I don't need those girls anyway, and I'll laugh when they break up with their V-Day beta males and wish they'd gone out with me instead. 🧒 Chiggity check it: http://Youtube.com/Zenigundam 🔥💵🤘

I can beat up any of these Gen Z beta males. None of them are battle tested. 😸

If I see any of the OKC girls I've messaged over the past 8 years with non-Zenigundam males today, I'm beating the males to a pulp for sure. Stop. Playing. GAMES WITH ME! 😼